James Moran's job is to watch films so you don't have to - and he doesn't even watch them, so everyone's happy.

This week, he uses his no-compromises, no-facts approach to preview some upcoming releases for 2012.

Resident Evil 9
In a post-post-zombie apocalypse world, a series of fit...

James Moran, a reviewer who prides himself on his no-nonsense, no-research, no-factcheck reviewing style, takes us through the best of the blockbusters we might have missed last month.

Shame (18)

This posthumous work from legendary actor and king of cool Steve McQueen (The Great Escape, Bullitt, Towering...

From Miami, Florida

This week, I've travelled to Miami - the city about which Will Smith wrote his smash hit, "Men In Black". Also the city that, very soon, could seal the fate of the Republican nomination/might not.

But I haven't come to the States to...

This week, the Eurozone narrowly avoided what is technically known as an "economic omniscrew". In the same week, a few rebelsin the Commons said "nine" to the EU - which is what Germans say when they mean "no" in English. And you know what? They're right....

Over the weekend, friendship died. Liam Fox resigned, and I guess afterwards Adam Werritty had to hold a pretend press conference where he announced that he was resigning as fake special advisor to Fox. The make-believe event was attended mostly by pixies, elves and The Independent.

I for one...

RIP News of the World. If heaven has phones, you'll be hacking baby Jesus' already, I bet.

This is a grim day for truth-lovers everywhere. Today sees the demise of the proud publication that once confused being a paediatrician with being a paedophile, leading to one of the former being...

After News Corp-owned News of the World is heavily criticized and accused of illegal activity, Jeremy Hunt is expected to approve News Corporation owning all shares in BSkyB this Friday, in a move which the BBC business editor says will "generate revenues that would dwarf all...

Anyone watching the unedited Ed Miliband interview that was leaked online will be offended by its contentless, repetitious drone. It's like a Moby record. Right now, there's an angry Tweet about it every thirty seconds or so. On the Twitter scale, that puts the story somewhere between a...