Fifa Girlfriend Song

09/02/2015 17:25 GMT | Updated 11/04/2015 10:59 BST

It's a sad day when a pixelated Rooney can make your boyfriend scream louder than you can.

I wrote a song for all my fellow women who have to share their man with a team of virtual football players.

I hope my fellow football widows can empathise. FIFA widows, we must unite!