John McMenamin

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Poorly Pencilled Pistachio Portraiture

(1) Comments | Posted 10 July 2013 | (00:00)

So, I was sitting at my desk at home the other day trying to think of something new and exciting that nobody has done before. I picked up a blunt HB pencil and started twiddling it, then shelled a few pistachio nuts and tossed the shells in a bowl of...

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Silver Sequels - What Next for Our Aging Action Heroes?

(2) Comments | Posted 27 February 2013 | (11:21)

Our action heroes are getting older and the sequels keep on coming, each time the hair and plots gets thinner. So, a glimpse into the future...

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Bruce Willis

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Double Acts - Cut and Shut

(1) Comments | Posted 13 February 2013 | (14:43)

The entertainment industry has a rich history of double acts. Pairs of people combining their talents in a single identity. Well... here's what they would look like as pairs of talented people combined into a single entity... I imagine.

Ant and Dec -...

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Hollywood Pope

(0) Comments | Posted 11 February 2013 | (22:30)

So, the Pontiff has decided to jack in his papal vestments. What is next for Mr Ratzinger? Clearly, the pull of Hollywood is too much for him to resist. I can see his rugged old features in a maverick cop role.

Some possible roles/remakes that he might put his hitherto...

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Dictators as Bond Villains

(0) Comments | Posted 27 January 2013 | (20:38)

If James Bond were a real person (he isn't - I hope that hasn't burst anyone's bubble), it follows that he would be up against real world villains. But who are the real world villains? I thought I'd have a go at putting together a rogues gallery which puts reigning...

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Lunch Atop a Skyscraper - Variations on a Theme

(0) Comments | Posted 22 January 2013 | (14:40)

While I'm primarily known for producing photorealistic images of freaky animal hybrids (my site), I thought I'd branch out into other projects. My "Zombie celebrities" collection is coming along nicely but turning Brian Blessed into a zombie takes longer than you'd think and it will be a while...

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