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Poorly Pencilled Pistachio Portraiture

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So, I was sitting at my desk at home the other day trying to think of something new and exciting that nobody has done before. I picked up a blunt HB pencil and started twiddling it, then shelled a few pistachio nuts and tossed the shells in a bowl of other pistachio shells. At this point the imaginary light-bulb above my head, which I thought would require a trip to imaginary B&Q to replace, blinked on. In that moment this idea was born.

I Googled it quickly to make sure it was semi-original. I think it is. I make no apologies for the dire drawing skills and abject failure to capture the true likeness of the subjects in question but they made me smile and I hope they do the same for you. I give you celebrities gone nuts:


Stephen Mangan

Piers Morgan

Stephen Fry

Sir Paul McCartney

Jeremy Clarkson

Nick Clegg

Liam Neeson

Harry Hill

Dawn French

Donald Trump

Tom Selleck

Brian Blessed

Drawing really isn't my thing, as you can see. If you can do better, and you probably can, please do share your efforts with me on twitter (@quebectango).

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