Kain Watson
24 year old Newcastle United fan from Yorkshire. I’m therefore not a real fan or old enough to be taken seriously.

A psychology graduate and a dedicated cynic, I’ve been blessed with the talent of recognising where football is going wrong coupled with the genuine belief that I can fix it if only FIFA and The FA would just let me.

Current writer for Shoot Magazine (www.shoot.co.uk), award-winning blog FourFourTweet (www.fourfourtweet.co.uk), and dedicated Newcastle United fan website The Spectator’s View (www.thespectatorsview.com) as well as the writer of future best-seller “How To Look Good Writing: The Kain Watson Story”.

Follow me on Twitter @kainnufc where you’ll be treated to some histrionic commentary on football matches and a healthy dollop of anti-Roy Hodgson ramblings.

Entries by Kain Watson

Use Your Head, Roy: A Case for Andy Carroll

(0) Comments | Posted 6 May 2014 | (19:58)

Preface: stats used are prior to Manchester United's fixture with Hull City.

It simply wouldn't be a World Cup year for England without key players being ruled out of the tournament with a lengthy lay-off. The likes of Bryan Robson, Ian Wright, Gary Neville, Michael Owen,...

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The Trials and Errors of Danny Welbeck

(5) Comments | Posted 28 January 2014 | (23:00)

Over the past couple of years, fewer things have made me happier than Danny Welbeck trying his hand at being a professional footballer. The only joy I got out of watching Manchester United in the 2012/2013 season was witnessing the hilarious cameo appearances of Danny Welbeck that rivalled Keith Chegwin's...

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