As Gloria Raynor said - or was it God? - "I am who I am." But who are we? A report called Future Identities, published today by Foresight, part of the Government Office for Science, takes an in-depth look at the question of identity in the UK. As...
(0) Comments | Posted 25 July 2012 | (18:29)
It's true that I once went to two football matches and enjoyed them. And I have been to two cricket matches, which I also enjoyed. Furthermore, I once memorised the rules of rugby for an afternoon, because my partner was white-knuckled over the final of the 2003 Rugby World Cup....
(1) Comments | Posted 19 January 2012 | (22:34)
So karaoke has been around in the UK for quite a while now. Like most people, I've done my share of tipsily emoting to You're So Vain or Smells Like Teen Spirit while my friends watched politely and waited for their turn. (I can't sing, and have not completely come...
(4) Comments | Posted 5 January 2012 | (00:00)
It's the start of the year. Traditionally a time when people gathered around the fire, wrapped themselves up warmly and shared online self-help tips with each other, possibly accompanied by pictures of inspirational kittens hanging off things.
I don't want to undermine this noble activity, but I can't help noticing...
(1) Comments | Posted 19 December 2011 | (15:02)
David Cameron recently called for Britain to return to Christian values.
Well, as a non-believer, I'd prefer not to sign up to the actual religion, but I agree some of the values are very much worth preserving. And for me, especially at this time of year,...
(0) Comments | Posted 14 December 2011 | (00:00)
Apparently, although it sounds distinctly uncomfortable, everyone has a book in them.
It's probably in your appendix. There has to be some reason why they're there. Curled up inside the appendix of everyone who still has one is the germ of the novel you always intended to write. (If...
(7) Comments | Posted 7 December 2011 | (00:00)
I wish I liked computer games. I want to. I used to like some of them, the ones where you just solved silly puzzles while exploring an island with a weremonkey sitting on your shoulder telling jokes about pirates. (I may be conflating a few different games here).
But...
(14) Comments | Posted 23 November 2011 | (00:00)
This week in the UK, thousands of foreign-born immigrants will be celebrating a non-British festival. They will be attempting to pursue their quaint native customs, such as gathering together with others of their kind and eating traditional foods. Will the EDL and the BNP be waving placards? Will the Daily...
(10) Comments | Posted 14 November 2011 | (23:00)
I was recently standing in Marks and Spencers, glaring at a chocolate éclair.
I have to admit, in the back of my brain, I knew that the éclair hadn't actually done anything wrong. It's only problem was that a month ago I would have bought it and eaten it, and...
(1) Comments | Posted 6 November 2011 | (23:00)
My partner and I are sitting on the sofa watching Frozen Planet. Two ponderous yet bloodily violent elephant seals fight as endless penguins stand around, presumably making cheerful bets on the outcome. ("I'll have five medium-sized rocks on the slightly greyer one." "You're on!")
We long ago...
(0) Comments | Posted 1 November 2011 | (15:27)
So this is how I've started to think about gender. It is just a metaphor.
Once upon a time there was a country called Gender. The country consisted mainly of two large cities, one called Male and one called Female. Most people lived in one of the cities, and...
(2) Comments | Posted 31 October 2011 | (00:00)
In the fall a young girl's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of fear. Or, in other words, it's Halloween, and there's a ghost in every cupboard and a vampire hiding under every bed. (But it's okay, they come in all flavours now - maybe you'll get a modern, cute, sparkly...
(18) Comments | Posted 17 October 2011 | (01:00)
Back in the spring, you may remember, a man called Harold Camping informed the world that the Rapture was going to take place on May 21st. The Rapture according to Camping would consist of one day in which all true Christians would be raised up to Heaven, and then a...
(8) Comments | Posted 10 October 2011 | (01:00)
There's a lot of advice out there about being yourself. It's generally in favour of the idea, and quite right too. The opposite of being yourself is not being yourself, and who wants that? Who would you be then? You'd be somebody else. And that can't be right.
Here...
(2) Comments | Posted 4 October 2011 | (01:00)
When you tell people that becoming a parent has introduced you to a whole new range of emotions, they probably expect you to start going on about loving your child in a way you'd never loved anyone before, that kind of thing. But that's not what I mean - to...
(0) Comments | Posted 26 September 2011 | (12:40)
In movies, if someone tells you something unbelievable, it's best to believe it. Because the mind-controlling robot alien from the future who wants to steal your soul and use it for a healthy lifegiving snack is usually going to be real. And you don't want to be...
(2) Comments | Posted 21 September 2011 | (01:00)
Two major films were released last Friday, both adapted from bestselling novels published in previous decades.
Firstly, there's I Don't Know How She Did It, from the novel by Joan Le Carré. This gritty 1970s-set thriller features retired spy Georgina Smiley, pulled back into a world of secrets to...
(2) Comments | Posted 15 September 2011 | (06:00)
The word "just" bridges a multitude of gaps. As in "just lose weight!", "just be confident in yourself!" and "just stop taking heroin!". It has that handy ability to make something difficult sound as if it should be easy, with the bonus implication that anyone who doesn't find it easy...

(0) Comments | Posted 21 January 2013 | (00:47)