As a little girl I always knew I would end up doing something creative as a career, whether that was a dancer, writer or graphic designer. I also knew from a young age that it would take hard work and determination to be recognised in any of those respective fields....

When you experience a breakup your emotions are all over the place; you don't get dressed until at least 3pm (on a good day) and mainly eat Weetabix day after day just to stay alive. My weekend is consisting of all the above after three passionate weeks with a bunch...

Two multiplied by 10, plus one, Romeo's Dunn! I'm seething at this news; I mean how on earth those two deluded blondes are still roaming around the house with their attitudes in everyone's face, more than their ridiculous asses, bewilders me. Romeo is a true gent, and just because he...

Anyone could see that Denise plus alcohol only ever spells trouble; or trubble in Frankie's case. Day 18 started like any other, but ended with flash backs to the infamous 'fight night' many Big Brother moons ago.

It all started when the housemates were rewarded with booze when Frankie successfully...

Apologies for my absence folks, but after seeing Frankie's birthday party I decided to throw a rock star bash of my own which left me feeling sicker than Michael Madsen at the sight of Denise's 'girls'. Speaking of which, we now know why she is a Loose Woman, and she...

Has anyone seen Limitless with Bradley Cooper? You know the film where he goes from ming to sha-ting by taking a pill? Well he is uber gorgeous in it and that is why I missed the first 15 minutes of Celebrity Big Brother this evening. I was mesmerised by his...

There's always one episode in Big Brother that sees the housemates downing alcohol like students at fresher's week, and copping off with each other like Natasha Giggs at a speed dating event. But as this is the celebrity version of the show this just does not happen, or does it?

Friday the 13th, a day when people blame normal unfortunate life incidents on an insignificant number. So what was the worst thing that happened to you? Missed your bus? Had the world's worst day at work? Or did some Playmates thrown your skinny jeggings into a cold swimming pool.

As I slipped in to my leopard print onesie, I was thoroughly disappointed that The Andrew Stone show had been cancelled, and had to adjust my set to Come Bitch With Me instead.

Big Bro loves to put the cat amongst the pigeons, and last night was no exception. Poor...

The days of TV gold are no more, as Andrew Stone pirouetted out of the house tonight in the campest fashion imaginable. Not only did he have to leave dressed as a pantomime beast, but the world's smallest carriage complete with pigmy pony was parked up in the garden ready...

The old saying goes that a good night's sleep can fix anything and that everything will seem better when that morning sun rises and the Kelloggs cockerel caws; but this does not apply to celebrities with delusions of grandeur in the Big Brother house. Andrew Stone continued his all night...

Andrew Stone is fine with being nominated, no really he is. It doesn't matter that he was catapulted into the spotlight via Pineapple Dance Studios, which also had a second series, or that he has been nice, loving and funny throughout the whole five days of living with complete strangers....

Take a shot, let's get drunk and hit the dance floor. Sorry, you caught me mid flow of the K Mart Barbie twin's Hollywood anthem, and did you see Andrew Stone grinding upon that kitchen work surface praying it was a woman who actually believes he is straight?

Michael Madsen...

Hello and welcome to an evening with me, Andrew Stone. First off let me say that I am not gay and I love women, I have also been a lead in many West End Shows; I am by no means bitter that Simon Cowell bulldozed my dreams of world pop...

I'm just going to say it; I think that this series of Celebrity Big Brother could be the best one yet. Don't get me wrong, the show still lacks that natural magic spark it once had, but it has been replaced by comedy so genius that it writes itself. The...

The definition of celebrity can be defined as: "a famous person, with the advantage of being known by those who don't know them." In modern terms this means: "One who frequents the front page of Heat magazine and is a regularly papped for being smashed outside a Soho haunt dahling."

When Cheryl squeezed her big barnet and tear-stained hair extensions onto that private jet destined for America; saying "Haway man" at the prospect of a platform to super stardom, we never imagined that her accent would become the main reason for her humiliating tumble back down to earth with only...

A few months ago the name Frankie Cocozza could have been mistaken for an expensive London cocktail, but now the aforementioned chap has been left feeling shaken and stirred by the media whirlwind which surrounds his short lived X Factor stint. Not only has he been publicly named and shamed...