Speidi, The Pratts, Spencer and Heidi, the conjoined couple. Call them what you will, but this pair are reality TV gold, and throwing them in to the Celebrity Big Brother house was sheer genius. Since day one they have admitted they do not really like people, that they want to...

Did I ever tell you about the time that geezer from Braveheart taught me how to Longbow? Yeah, it was just after I completed a record time on the track at Silverstone and had a boiled egg contest with Gordon Ramsey and Marco Pierre White; Ahh those were the days.

Well drop me aaaouuuuuutttttt; Celebrity Big Brother is back to shake off those winter blues, by banishing a bunch of attention hungry stars to a basement to eat left over food and not shower for three days.

It seems Big Brother has gone back to the good old days...

After this weekends antics it should be renamed The Jasmine Show or How to be an attention seeker in two days. The former notch post on Simon Cowell's bedpost relished her recent nomination for eviction by throwing a wobbly bigger than Rhian's fun sacks.

It all kicked off on Friday...

The first edited episode of Celeb Big Bro is specially made for those folk who refused to sit at home, and watch other people enter another house on launch night. Filled with over produced music and grand cuts; the run through of everyone entering the house is something I always...

I have a confession to make; I failed to watch one episode of regular Big Brother. Now, as a blogger, and a BB one at that, this is surely a hangable offence, but the thought of watching fame-hungry people who you probably sit next to on the peasant wagon everyday...

As a little girl I always knew I would end up doing something creative as a career, whether that was a dancer, writer or graphic designer. I also knew from a young age that it would take hard work and determination to be recognised in any of those respective fields....

When you experience a breakup your emotions are all over the place; you don't get dressed until at least 3pm (on a good day) and mainly eat Weetabix day after day just to stay alive. My weekend is consisting of all the above after three passionate weeks with a bunch...

Two multiplied by 10, plus one, Romeo's Dunn! I'm seething at this news; I mean how on earth those two deluded blondes are still roaming around the house with their attitudes in everyone's face, more than their ridiculous asses, bewilders me. Romeo is a true gent, and just because he...

Anyone could see that Denise plus alcohol only ever spells trouble; or trubble in Frankie's case. Day 18 started like any other, but ended with flash backs to the infamous 'fight night' many Big Brother moons ago.

It all started when the housemates were rewarded with booze when Frankie successfully...

Apologies for my absence folks, but after seeing Frankie's birthday party I decided to throw a rock star bash of my own which left me feeling sicker than Michael Madsen at the sight of Denise's 'girls'. Speaking of which, we now know why she is a Loose Woman, and she...

Has anyone seen Limitless with Bradley Cooper? You know the film where he goes from ming to sha-ting by taking a pill? Well he is uber gorgeous in it and that is why I missed the first 15 minutes of Celebrity Big Brother this evening. I was mesmerised by his...

There's always one episode in Big Brother that sees the housemates downing alcohol like students at fresher's week, and copping off with each other like Natasha Giggs at a speed dating event. But as this is the celebrity version of the show this just does not happen, or does it?

Friday the 13th, a day when people blame normal unfortunate life incidents on an insignificant number. So what was the worst thing that happened to you? Missed your bus? Had the world's worst day at work? Or did some Playmates thrown your skinny jeggings into a cold swimming pool.

As I slipped in to my leopard print onesie, I was thoroughly disappointed that The Andrew Stone show had been cancelled, and had to adjust my set to Come Bitch With Me instead.

Big Bro loves to put the cat amongst the pigeons, and last night was no exception. Poor...

The days of TV gold are no more, as Andrew Stone pirouetted out of the house tonight in the campest fashion imaginable. Not only did he have to leave dressed as a pantomime beast, but the world's smallest carriage complete with pigmy pony was parked up in the garden ready...

The old saying goes that a good night's sleep can fix anything and that everything will seem better when that morning sun rises and the Kelloggs cockerel caws; but this does not apply to celebrities with delusions of grandeur in the Big Brother house. Andrew Stone continued his all night...

Andrew Stone is fine with being nominated, no really he is. It doesn't matter that he was catapulted into the spotlight via Pineapple Dance Studios, which also had a second series, or that he has been nice, loving and funny throughout the whole five days of living with complete strangers....

Take a shot, let's get drunk and hit the dance floor. Sorry, you caught me mid flow of the K Mart Barbie twin's Hollywood anthem, and did you see Andrew Stone grinding upon that kitchen work surface praying it was a woman who actually believes he is straight?

Michael Madsen...

Hello and welcome to an evening with me, Andrew Stone. First off let me say that I am not gay and I love women, I have also been a lead in many West End Shows; I am by no means bitter that Simon Cowell bulldozed my dreams of world pop...