A couple of weeks I found myself nose to snout with a very, very large seal, its head the size of a Shetland pony. I was around 700 meters from the shore (my ability to touch the bottom having disappeared several hundred meters ago), it was late September in The...
"I'm spending a day with Hare Krishnas next week."
"Oh, you be careful Leanne."
"They all take drugs."
"Have you been reading that Daily Mail again Dad?!"
To be fair, my Dad was not the only one who voiced concern or raised an eyebrow when I told him I...
"Now just popcorn out any words which reflect how you feel right now."
The only words I can think of are a little less positive. Mostly:
"What the hell?!"
"Period. Lots of period."
I should have listened to my gut instinct....
As I scroll through the headshots of men and women I squeal in horror to see my own face sat amongst a set of individuals bartering for a rendezvous with a stranger. This shouldn't have been such a shock given that I was the person who wedged my face there...