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Matt is from sunny Australia and now lives in often, but usually not, sunny London.

He's rather tall but yet to come up with a good response when people make mention of it, and both walks and talks while he sleeps.

Blog Entries by Matt Gray

There's No Silver in Single Mixed-Sculls - Only Shame

(0) Comments | Posted 8 August 2012 | (10:29)

The following is not taken from a reputable news outlet. And there is also an excessive use of bold.

"In a show of pure talent and determination, Katelin Anning has taken out the single mixed-sculling event at the 2012 London Olympic Drinks Tent. Anning swallowed her way to victory in...

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Kim Jong's IlI Will: Make Peace, Build More Weapons

(0) Comments | Posted 24 April 2012 | (13:18)

When Kim Jong Il, he of short stature but huge ambition, passed last year, the Internet went into overload with classic memes such as 'Kim Jong Il dropping the bass' and 'Kim Jong Il looking at things'. Though brilliant in their simplicity, I personally think neither have reached the heights...

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Twitanic 3D: If the Titanic Had Twitter

(1) Comments | Posted 12 April 2012 | (12:53)

There's a massive billboard in the Bank underground of that kid who played Gilbert Grape lovingly looking into the eyes of the naughty nun from The Extras. Which can only mean one thing; Celine Dion is looking good for some royalties.

As the Queen drops 20 quid into a card...

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