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England's Squad Selection: If I Were a Roy

Posted: 16/05/2012 05:00

Just over a fortnight after being handed the England job to a collective 'meh' from just about everyone, Roy Hodgson has been thrust into making what will undoubtedly be one of the defining decisions of his tenure; his squad selection for the European Championships. And, with a couple of key exceptions, it's a selection that looks rushed, ill-considered and packed with baffling oversights.

We can at least grant Hodgson one thing; he's picked the right goalkeepers. Round of applause. With Joe Hart between the posts, England possess one of the finest goalkeeping talents on the continent, and one who will hopefully occupy the No.1 jersey for the next decade. Let's just hope he doesn't get injured, lest we be forced to throw Rob Green in for a repeat performance of his howler against the USA in South Africa 2010.

Moving to the defenders, the stand-out decision is the inclusion of John Terry over Rio Ferdinand. In my mind John Terry, alleged stealer of teammate's girlfriends, kicker of Chilean strikers and suspected racist should never be allowed in an England shirt ever again. To pick him over the brother of the man whom he stands accused of calling a "black c***" is despicable; that's before we even consider that he's had a very poor season.

The majority of the defenders pick themselves, although Micah Richards missing out after a storming campaign for Manchester City is somewhat odd; the inclusion of Glen Johnson, who appears to genuinely forget where his position is after embarking on one of his trademark pointless runs doesn't exactly fill one with confidence. However, giving Phil Jones and Leighton Baines the chance to shine at a major tournament is a big plus, and hopefully they'll get some game time.

The midfield choices are a mix of the prescient and the baffling. The uncapped Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain has had a fantastic, if at times inconsistent, debut season at Arsenal; whilst his runs often lack purpose, he's a great pick, simply by virtue of his capacity to make things happen (for example see his terrorising of the Manchester United defence at the Emirates). Contrast this with the likes of Stewart Downing (who has more arrests under his belt than Premier League goals or assists this season), or James Milner, who was relegated to a series of uneventful cameos for Manchester City this season (and looks like a pencil-topping troll, but let's not get personal). Presumably the justification for Downing's inclusion is that he crosses the ball well, a necessity if Andy Carroll is to play; however their failure to produce such a partnership this season would shoot down that logic. But to pick Milner over his City teammate Adam Johnson, an exciting, pacey and attack-minded winger who, like the Ox has the capacity to change games with a single darting run, borders on the absurd. England's chronic left-sided midfield problem has a natural solution, but Roy seems to have ignored it. Let's hope Milner or Downing fails to make it through customs and Johnson gets called up from standby.

Finally the strikers. First up, to pick just four forwards given that Wayne Rooney can't play for the first two games is alarmingly short-sighted, and leaves England looking woefully short of attacking threat for the crucial opener against France. Whilst Andy Carroll has found some semblance of form in the final games of the season, Peter Crouch offers the same aerial presence, has a proven record at international level, and is substantially better on his feet than the Liverpool man, and should definitely have been picked at some capacity. Jermain Defoe is an excellent finisher, and will be an excellent player to throw on off the bench, but a starting strike force of Danny Welbeck and Andy Carroll who have shared less than 15 goals in almost 70 combined Premier League appearances isn't going to scare any of Europe's defensive elites.

Roy Hodgson is coming in to the England job with low expectations, and a potential selection of players that is a hodgepodge of slow and ageing players with a paralysing phobia of international tournament success, and youthful talent with a point to prove.

Euro 2012 would be the perfect opportunity to give the latter group the chance to shine, yet too often Hodgson's stuck to the old guard, a decision that may prove costly in both the short and long term. I'm willing Hodgson's side to prove me wrong, and like Denmark and Greece before them confound all expectations and march to European glory; unfortunately however, this squad selection doesn't give me much hope.

 
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Just over a fortnight after being handed the England job to a collective 'meh' from just about everyone, Roy Hodgson has been thrust into making what will undoubtedly be one of the defining decisions ...
Just over a fortnight after being handed the England job to a collective 'meh' from just about everyone, Roy Hodgson has been thrust into making what will undoubtedly be one of the defining decisions ...
 
 
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Freddie Clamp
02:52 PM on 06/21/2012
I almost completely agree, however, surely there is a reason why Capello, Mancini and now Roy, have left Richards out of their respective teams?

As a spectator I find Richards a more enthralling prospect but his unpredictability is the probable reason why he hasn't been picked.
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mediumal57
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10:36 PM on 05/17/2012
But have you ever managed a professional football team I wonder Matthew? It is easy to criticise like you have. We all have opinions I suppose on why England fail so often. One of my theories is that far too many England managers over the years have paid far too much attention to know-it-all journalists who are forever telling them where they are going wrong. Another reason of course is that most of our players are ridiculously overrrated. And again: Many of the managers have simply not had a clue how to mould the limited talent at their disposal into a successful trophy winning team.Finally but not to overlooked: Most of our managers have enjoyed little or no luck - be it with injuries to key player anf of course a load of notable poor refereeing decisions against us.
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mmartini54
Roll on 2015!
09:57 PM on 05/16/2012
Dull, dull, dull It hasn't started yet, and I'm as bored as a teenage girl at a Council meeting.

Roy, we want entertainment. We need a lift, mate. Life in this country is horrible at the moment. But I think what we're going to get with you is defensive safety and an abysmally predictable attack.

Why not just take a gamble and go with the youngsters? Heck, they couldn't do much worse than the old guard so faithfully represented here! And even if we go out in the group stages, we'll have had a bit of fun! Maybe even discover a few things!!
cantabria
my default position is wrong
07:32 AM on 05/17/2012
Exactly, the old guard - Lampard, Gerrard, Terry, Cole, Rooney have failed so badly on so many occasions. Terry just creates bad feeling. Why do gutless England managers continue to pick them? He's even picked 4 Liverpool players, 3 of whom didn't exactly turn it on for him when he was manager there. Very disappointing, but he knows a lot more than I do about football, he's been around the block and back many times. We shall see.
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Seaniebhoy
08:54 PM on 05/16/2012
Good thing you're just a history student and not like a football manager or anything...mate, no matter who Roy Hodgeson picks, England will crash out...the best that you have simply isn't that good. As for Crouch and Defoe...both had chances under previous England managers and both were fairly abismal...though in Fairness to Crouchy he ws slightly less shiite than Defoe...and Adam Johnson has played maybe..maybe 90 minutes of football this season so why would he ever be included in the squad?
cantabria
my default position is wrong
02:51 PM on 05/16/2012
I agree entirely with the above.