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The Music Industry is Dead But I Still Want a Record Deal

Posted: 03/10/2012 01:00

I write this article whilst cogitating in a Dalston café, somewhat discombobulated, after another weekend of nocturnal excess. As I lick my wounds and prepare for a very serious session of feeling particularly sorry for myself, it strikes me that everyone around me must be an artist of some description. In fact, if I were a gambling man, I'd wager that each person in here probably has a blog.

We sit with our laptops open before us like gunslingers before a duel. No doubt we're all penning a satirical piece about the foibles of East London, all the while oblivious that we are all part of the parody, rather than the authors of its undoing. The menu is reassuringly overpriced and I'm trying to fathom how any impecunious artist can afford it. I certainly can't afford it! Incidentally, I have now drained my Orangina and have decided to content myself with the complimentary water and, no, it hasn't been flavoured with cucumbers.

Anyway, I digress - the point is, of the artists present in this room, about 40% are likely to be involved in music. Of these, most will tell you that a record contract is superfluous nowadays. They will say, censoriously, that the music industry is dead - that it is an anachronism that should be consigned to the history books. They are right of course: the party is over. When I worked as a lowly clerical assistant at EMI Music, I became aware of an obsolete 'Cakes & Sweeties' fund that represented millions of pounds of debt for the company. It was axiomatic that this affectionately entitled fund wasn't for purchasing foodstuffs with a high sugar content but, rather, that it bankrolled the insouciant and narcotic-fuelled lifestyles of EMI's most memorable icons, as well as its senior members of staff. Needless to say, today there are no more 'Cakes & Sweeties', there are no more imprudent extravagances and, most depressingly of all, there are no more eye-watering advances.

So, why is it that, unlike my fellow comrades assembled around me in this café, I still desire, nay, demand, a record contract? After all, I can still create my music and release it on a plethora of digitally-based platforms. I don't need the permission of one of the music industry's behemoth labels to be a musician, do I?

Put simply, my hankering for the patronage of the record industry can be attributed, in large part, to nostalgia. My childhood homes were littered with vinyl and I can vividly recollect performing somersaults around my father's turntable for many happy hours. As a five year old, I would pour over vinyl artwork with a level of enthusiasm that was usually reserved for Teddy Ruxpin or Enid Blyton cassettes. There is something wonderfully tangible about vinyl and, at a time when we over-value the disposable and undervalue the corporeal, that is a source of great comfort.

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You may remember a very famous anecdote about John Peel being told by a fellow disc jockey that CDs were better than vinyl because they didn't have surface noise. With characteristic wit, Mr Peel parried with the superb one-liner: "Listen, mate, life has surface noise."

What John embodies here, is that latent sentimentalist that resides in all of us. I am aware that I don't necessarily 'need' a record contract, but that doesn't escape from the fact that I want one anyway. Perhaps I sound decidedly antiquarian but, frankly, I don't give a damn. I can only stomach so much modernity before, invariably, I return to those elements that first inspired my love of music: my father, his record player, and The Beatles' 'Please Please Please Me' in a feathered LP wallet. One day, I hope I too will be able to commend my music to the great black circle.

 

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I write this article whilst cogitating in a Dalston café, somewhat discombobulated, after another weekend of nocturnal excess. As I lick my wounds and prepare for a very serious session of feeling pa...
I write this article whilst cogitating in a Dalston café, somewhat discombobulated, after another weekend of nocturnal excess. As I lick my wounds and prepare for a very serious session of feeling pa...
 
 
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03:47 PM on 10/11/2012
Apologies for such a late reply, but as regular readers will know, excuses for tardiness can be laid squarely at the door of the quite hazardous "Matthew Phillips's Huffington Post Drinking Game".
Indeed, myself and many other readers were forced into a phase of the game where we risked quite dangerous levels of inebriation thanks to the rules specifying a player must drink several shots of hard liquor upon the appearance of one or multiple words included on the official gamecard.
Imagine my inner-alcoholic-irishman smirking with delight as I ticked off the word 'cogitating' (4 shots of vodka) at 8.30am. This was life on the edge, and I knew it, however, a fantastically merry, dance-like-no-ones-watching 5 seconds was about to slide into pure wanton oblivion as I slurred inexorably, just six words later, towards a HUGE point-scorer, in the very SAME sentence. That's right, the motherlode: 'discombobulated' (9 shots). I won't bore you with the rest of our game, this was the first sentence, but suffice to say, it got completely out of hand.
I hope Phillips knows what he's doing, because for the last few days, those of us playing this game by the rules have had no idea what's going on, some people even ended up wetting themselves, and as we rise from our stupor, over a week later...the light is very, very bright...I mean...it's enough to make you wear sunglasses.
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03:46 PM on 10/04/2012
All good and well, but it's not going to happen for a thousand reasons we already know and detest. However, the good news is that the freedom for artists to produce and release their own music is present now, so take it and run wild! The only people that are attached to Big Brother's universal record labels are not artists or musicians, they're robots doing the work for the cigar wielding fat cats who know nothing except boring, generic schlock.
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03:20 AM on 10/04/2012
God Bless the Record Deal! Sometimes nothing is more satisfying, relaxing and enjoyable than strolling through a Record Store browsing titles. I always go in to buy one new release, but always leave with several albums in hand! In fact, some of my favourite artists I have discovered by accident just browsing in record stores. I-Tunes will never be the same. I feel like when I shop online… I shop for albums with a purpose. How many interesting bands will I miss once the record store is no more! Same can be said about online book stores with the invention of tablets and kindles too!
12:13 PM on 10/04/2012
Marcus, you are a man after my own heart - a kindred spirit in an age of faceless MP3s...Matthew
09:46 PM on 10/02/2012
At least you have a well-honed writing skill to fall back upon in case you can't make it a go of it in music one day...oh wait, the traditional publishing industry is on its last leg too. Darn...
11:10 AM on 10/03/2012
Ha! It is a perspicacious point you raise, dear chap. Journalism, music, publishing - as traditional disciplines - are now in the domain of the blogosphere. Thank heavens for the HuffingtonPost, which at least tries be part of a higher ideal
03:03 PM on 10/03/2012
As a former wanna-be rocker and now published author, I can tell you that I agree with your over-arching premise...which is to say I would still prefer the bragging rights of having been a "signed musician" vs. the reality of being a fairly successful non-fiction writer.

Btw, took a few moments to listen to your Kites stuff. Enjoyed it to be sure. However, having actually lived thru the 80s as a Husker Du/Replacements-like singer/writer/performer, must admit that this sound was "the enemy" in the circles in which I traveled. Of course, I secretly loved brit synth-pop from New Order to Gary Numan to Human League.

These days, I find it fascinating that this sound that all the cool-kids and critics agreed was disposable has turned out to be so enduring. Saw the Killers a few years ago by accident, as they were opening for the WHO. Liked Killers better that day, despite my per-conceived bias. Keep on rockin' MP...plenty of time to fall back on writing.