Max Dickins
Comedian and writer.

Entries by Max Dickins

My Colonic Irrigation Nightmare

(0) Comments | Posted 14 June 2016 | (00:00)

This was comfortably the worst day of my life. I'll be surprised if I'm ever more embarrassed than I was that day at Acqua di Acqua. I went alone. Because believe it or not, it's actually quite hard to find a buddy to do colonic irrigation with you. I mean...

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4 bonkers things single guys can do on Valentine's Day

(1) Comments | Posted 10 February 2015 | (12:36)

I've never been good at Valentine's Day, even when I've been in a relationship. The last time I actually had a girlfriend on Valentine's Day I managed to get dumped. It was meant to be a joke. In the morning, totally deadpan, I gave her a DVD on modern farming...

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Can I Find Love Through Groupon?

(0) Comments | Posted 8 July 2014 | (00:00)

For the past year I've been doing a new Groupon deal every week. It wasn't meant to be like this. I was meant to do just a few initially, but it snowballed, and here I am: addicted. In two hours' time I'm having a colonic. Again. I've already had one,...

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