Naomi Hefter
Naomi Hefter - misunderstood misfit. Comic and stange Hungarian type, not afraid to go out there and get what she wants out of life!!

Entries by Naomi Hefter


(0) Comments | Posted 13 July 2016 | (12:09)

I have just flown back from Croatia and using my birthday massage and acupuncture voucher just before I went on holiday seemed like the perfect idea.

I turned up to a very tiny clinic in North London, with only a little old man to greet me at the door....

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One Tick, Two Ticks, Blue Ticks!

(0) Comments | Posted 6 June 2016 | (00:00)

Being in a new a relationship is a wonderful thing. Lots of excitement, sex on tap, and for the first six months, you only show the best version of yourself. Bliss. However, there are a few things that can let you slip up and the cracks of a mental lady...

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Blood Sweat and a Lot of Tears

(0) Comments | Posted 4 May 2016 | (09:01)

Business, it's a tricky thing. A new business is even trickier. From promotion my solo comedy show in Edinburgh with a flyer and a smile to setting up the promotion of a business is a whole different ball game.
There is one main problem. When I had handed...

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Theatre and Comedy Tour!

(0) Comments | Posted 8 March 2016 | (14:01)

3909 words. That's how many words I have written and how many words I have to learn for my theatre and comedy tour launching this month. No pressure then!

Last night I was tested on my lines for the first time by friends. I felt like I had been...

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Cat Dog

(0) Comments | Posted 18 February 2016 | (11:09)

My cat is a dog and I am a man.
Let me elaborate.
My cat, Bo bo is like no cat I've ever known. Cats sleep, eat, play, purr and gives you attentions when it wants something. Right? My cat brings me sticks to throw for...

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Brave or Just Foolish?

(0) Comments | Posted 6 January 2016 | (10:57)

New Year's resolutions, mine is... BORE OFF. We don't want to hear about one of the many things that we can't all keep. Along with secrets, promises and hairdressers haircuts. (It's just never the same once you have washed it)
This month I'm going to talk about physical...

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Matching the Dress...

(0) Comments | Posted 14 December 2015 | (09:52)

Trying to organise a night out on New Year's Eve is a serious pain in the backside. And I'm not even talking about the prices of a ticket to step into a Weatherspoon or everywhere being so busy it would be wiser to do a comedy gig - knowing I...

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Christmas in August!

(0) Comments | Posted 10 November 2015 | (10:45)

44 days till Christmas. There, I said it.
When everyone said that Christmas comes earlier and earlier every year, this year took the biscuit. I saw Christmas cards in Tesco at the END. OF. AUGUST! It honestly feels like summer was only yesterday. I'm only JUST getting used...

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(0) Comments | Posted 13 October 2015 | (16:00)

"It's all about being in the right place at the right time" they say. Being spotted after a set of stand-up comedy to do a TV ad, being stopped in the street by a talent scout, or if you are like me, being discovered by a new stalker every time...

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Getting Out

(0) Comments | Posted 11 September 2015 | (12:29)

I'm 32 (stage age 29) but I must already be going through a BEFORE mid-life crisis.

No I'm not sleeping with a 20 year old. No I haven't bought myself a bigger pair of boobs, and no I'm not going through the menopause.. BUT I have reached the end of...

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Toilet Seats, Reviews and a Kitten

(0) Comments | Posted 1 September 2015 | (14:30)

Up or down? This is an important question that needs to be asked before you move in with a bloke. And when that bloke is your boyfriend then things can get messy. Literally.
August was a somewhat crazy month. Moving house, going on holiday, preparing and performing a...

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Essentially Speaking

(0) Comments | Posted 29 June 2015 | (17:48)

I've often heard people tell me to be a "good" comedian; you need to be highly intellectual. Be specially good at the English language and know a lot about the world. I think that's a load of bo*****.
I wouldn't put myself in the "intellectual" box. I know...

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May 1983

(0) Comments | Posted 17 May 2015 | (21:31)

Edinburgh festival is creeping upon us. Which venue are you at? How many weeks are you there for? Have you done your flyers, your posters, your promotion, and your press release? Comedians are talking about this just as much as everyone has been talking about Ed Miliband's strange plasticine face....

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F*** Pascha!

(0) Comments | Posted 7 April 2015 | (15:53)

As I'm in the middle of writing and practising for my second solo show for the Camden Fringe this year, I should not be thinking about holidays. But last night I booked a flight to Ibiza. To go a month before my show. And now all I can think about...

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(0) Comments | Posted 9 March 2015 | (19:25)

As a receptionist by day and a comedian by night, it's always good to get a story from the office that people can relate to. I'm currently in the middle of writing my second solo hour show and I've been putting together some of my most memorable day jobs over...

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The First Last Day

(0) Comments | Posted 3 February 2015 | (09:09)

January is over, the misery of nothing to look forward to, freezing weather and still wondering who killed Lucy Beale is slowly but surely beginning to melt away. February has arrived. We may still be wearing our thermals, but we can look forward to pancakes and possibly a red rose...

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Coins Not Plastic!

(0) Comments | Posted 8 January 2015 | (13:46)

Visiting the Hefter family in literally the middle of the forest in South Sweden for Christmas was an exciting prospect. Images of deep snow, arctic foxes and male Scandinavian supermodels wearing nothing but a Santa hat walking around the woods filled my mind.
I was only half joking...

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Cliff Richard and Christmas Jumpers

(0) Comments | Posted 2 December 2014 | (10:38)

Every December, I'm known as the Grinch. Scrooge, Victor Meldrew. I hate Christmas. The streets are so busy you can't walk a flea. The couples are magically appearing and kissing under the rotten mistletoe. Everyone who is usually miserable and rude in London is suddenly oh so jolly! They are...

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How or When?

(1) Comments | Posted 26 November 2014 | (10:38)

Two things have been on my mind in the last few weeks. Britain's Got Talent and death.

In 2013, ITV somehow got hold of my number and kept ringing to ask me to audition for the 2014 Britain's Got Talent. I told them there was more chance of Simon...

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The Secret to Younger Looking Skin? Glitter

(0) Comments | Posted 5 November 2014 | (13:11)

When you have your face painted as a Sugar Skull, with an electric blue wig and fairly lights piled on top of your head its always great knowing you stand out. But when you get told 'You look so amazing, the best I've ever seen you ', it's hard to...

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