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Naomi Hefter - misunderstood misfit. Comic and stange Hungarian type, not afraid to go out there and get what she wants out of life!!

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Legs

(0) Comments | Posted 9 March 2015 | (19:25)

As a receptionist by day and a comedian by night, it's always good to get a story from the office that people can relate to. I'm currently in the middle of writing my second solo hour show and I've been putting together some of my most memorable day jobs over...

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The First Last Day

(0) Comments | Posted 3 February 2015 | (09:09)

January is over, the misery of nothing to look forward to, freezing weather and still wondering who killed Lucy Beale is slowly but surely beginning to melt away. February has arrived. We may still be wearing our thermals, but we can look forward to pancakes and possibly a red rose...

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Coins Not Plastic!

(0) Comments | Posted 8 January 2015 | (13:46)

Visiting the Hefter family in literally the middle of the forest in South Sweden for Christmas was an exciting prospect. Images of deep snow, arctic foxes and male Scandinavian supermodels wearing nothing but a Santa hat walking around the woods filled my mind.
I was only half joking...

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Cliff Richard and Christmas Jumpers

(0) Comments | Posted 2 December 2014 | (10:38)

Every December, I'm known as the Grinch. Scrooge, Victor Meldrew. I hate Christmas. The streets are so busy you can't walk a flea. The couples are magically appearing and kissing under the rotten mistletoe. Everyone who is usually miserable and rude in London is suddenly oh so jolly! They are...

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How or When?

(1) Comments | Posted 26 November 2014 | (10:38)

Two things have been on my mind in the last few weeks. Britain's Got Talent and death.

In 2013, ITV somehow got hold of my number and kept ringing to ask me to audition for the 2014 Britain's Got Talent. I told them there was more chance of Simon...

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The Secret to Younger Looking Skin? Glitter

(0) Comments | Posted 5 November 2014 | (13:11)

When you have your face painted as a Sugar Skull, with an electric blue wig and fairly lights piled on top of your head its always great knowing you stand out. But when you get told 'You look so amazing, the best I've ever seen you ', it's hard to...

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Collecting the Following

(0) Comments | Posted 14 October 2014 | (11:53)

I once read that asking a professional writer, or just a naturally funny friend to help a comedian whose ideas for stories and jokes have gone done the pan is perfectly acceptable. In fact, I've recently discovered many professional comedians have writers or co writers helping them with their genius...

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Forensic Files

(0) Comments | Posted 19 September 2014 | (12:23)

As you know from my last blog, I was spending the first half of September traveling down the east coast of America with my....Muse? Partner? Lobster? ( taken from Friends ) I sometimes think saying boyfriend sounds a bit teenagery so never really sure what to say... But anyway, you...

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Jurassic Park

(0) Comments | Posted 4 August 2014 | (21:20)

I've never in all my life been forced to be in such denial. (Apart from the time I pooed myself in the cinema and I kept telling myself I hadn't) Right now the best festival in the world is taking place. And I'm not there. That bitter sweet nostalgic notion...

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Kids, Teens and Peter Andre

(0) Comments | Posted 13 July 2014 | (21:40)

Remember those Saturday afternoons. Meeting up with your friends in town. Going to the cinema and stopping off on the way to get some cheap pick n mix and cherry Panda pops? Yep, I'm talking about Woolworths. Ah the good old days. Peter Andre's mysterious girl was selling for 99p....

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Stuck Between a Rock and a Hard Place

(0) Comments | Posted 13 June 2014 | (14:09)

So I've hit a major brick wall. A brick wall that seems to want to stay for a while. I'm at a point in my comedy career where I'm too good to be doing 5 minutes of unpaid open mic spots in front of 73 comedians and 1 audience member...

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Baked Bean

(0) Comments | Posted 30 May 2014 | (10:29)

I'm feeling rather bitter this month. Not because I've just turned 31. Not because Leonardo DiCaprio has suddenly got him self engaged, (don't worry ladies, he hasn't really) and not because someone put a baked bean on my pillow as a nasty surprise (Baked beans are the food of the...

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Gleeful!

(0) Comments | Posted 17 April 2014 | (15:05)

Dear diary,
I've got a great week coming up! My first gig at Birmingham's The Glee, dinner with friends and a date Saturday night. Oo - err, what shall I wear!?
But there is a catch..
This is not the first date with the guy in...

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Cold Turkey for Lent

(0) Comments | Posted 4 March 2014 | (14:13)

So I've just finished eating 6 pancakes, some were slightly burnt and some were thick, soggy and undercooked. They were drenched in golden syrup and I only ate them because its pancake day... actually it isn't. It the day BEFORE Pancake Day, but everyone is busy on Tuesday 4th March,...

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98.2%

(0) Comments | Posted 7 February 2014 | (16:41)

I was struggling on what to write about for this month's blog, so I asked my face book friends their advice for subjects. I instantly got back "write about the torture of the homosexuals in Russia" ... uh I write comedy - I added. "Write about if it's better to...

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She Who Dares Wins

(0) Comments | Posted 6 January 2014 | (18:38)

January is not just a month of rubbish weather and dieting, but it's also the month where most of us mortals are completely broke. After a few months of temping, I woke up on Jan first the poorest I've been since I ate nothing but crab sticks at University. So,...

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German Sausage

(0) Comments | Posted 23 December 2013 | (16:02)

Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la laaa la la la laaaa.
"That'll be £14 quid for the two of ya love, enjoy the ride!" I'm not sure I heard that correctly....
As I buckle up my boots before heading off to Winter...

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Two Painful Faces

(0) Comments | Posted 11 November 2013 | (19:22)

Sitting in the hospital waiting room, eyes closed from the pain, listening to security throw out a drunken Polish man was not what I had in mind for last Monday morning when I should have been at an interview. I look at my reflection in my compact mirror - the...

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You Don't Have to Be a Comedian to Relate to This!

(0) Comments | Posted 7 October 2013 | (13:01)

As comedian, there are a few things we all do on a regular basis - write, cry ( of laughter? How ironic ) and drink. A lot. I drank a lot on Friday night. Then I woke up the following morning with that familiar feeling. You know the one -...

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Why Wallow?

(1) Comments | Posted 12 September 2013 | (11:36)

"Hello, I'm Naomi Hefter, and I'm a wallower!" It appears there are more of us around than I thought!
Whether you are a comedian, a fashion designer or a teacher, SOME people can't help but have a good old wallow.
However, when I told my logical straight...

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