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Naomi Hefter - misunderstood misfit. Comic and stange Hungarian type, not afraid to go out there and get what she wants out of life!!

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Jurassic Park

(0) Comments | Posted 4 August 2014 | (21:20)

I've never in all my life been forced to be in such denial. (Apart from the time I pooed myself in the cinema and I kept telling myself I hadn't) Right now the best festival in the world is taking place. And I'm not there. That bitter sweet nostalgic notion...

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Kids, Teens and Peter Andre

(0) Comments | Posted 13 July 2014 | (21:40)

Remember those Saturday afternoons. Meeting up with your friends in town. Going to the cinema and stopping off on the way to get some cheap pick n mix and cherry Panda pops? Yep, I'm talking about Woolworths. Ah the good old days. Peter Andre's mysterious girl was selling for 99p....

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Stuck Between a Rock and a Hard Place

(0) Comments | Posted 13 June 2014 | (14:09)

So I've hit a major brick wall. A brick wall that seems to want to stay for a while. I'm at a point in my comedy career where I'm too good to be doing 5 minutes of unpaid open mic spots in front of 73 comedians and 1 audience member...

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Baked Bean

(0) Comments | Posted 30 May 2014 | (10:29)

I'm feeling rather bitter this month. Not because I've just turned 31. Not because Leonardo DiCaprio has suddenly got him self engaged, (don't worry ladies, he hasn't really) and not because someone put a baked bean on my pillow as a nasty surprise (Baked beans are the food of the...

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Gleeful!

(0) Comments | Posted 17 April 2014 | (15:05)

Dear diary,
I've got a great week coming up! My first gig at Birmingham's The Glee, dinner with friends and a date Saturday night. Oo - err, what shall I wear!?
But there is a catch..
This is not the first date with the guy in...

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Cold Turkey for Lent

(0) Comments | Posted 4 March 2014 | (14:13)

So I've just finished eating 6 pancakes, some were slightly burnt and some were thick, soggy and undercooked. They were drenched in golden syrup and I only ate them because its pancake day... actually it isn't. It the day BEFORE Pancake Day, but everyone is busy on Tuesday 4th March,...

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98.2%

(0) Comments | Posted 7 February 2014 | (16:41)

I was struggling on what to write about for this month's blog, so I asked my face book friends their advice for subjects. I instantly got back "write about the torture of the homosexuals in Russia" ... uh I write comedy - I added. "Write about if it's better to...

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She Who Dares Wins

(0) Comments | Posted 6 January 2014 | (18:38)

January is not just a month of rubbish weather and dieting, but it's also the month where most of us mortals are completely broke. After a few months of temping, I woke up on Jan first the poorest I've been since I ate nothing but crab sticks at University. So,...

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German Sausage

(0) Comments | Posted 23 December 2013 | (16:02)

Tis the season to be jolly fa la la la laaa la la la laaaa.
"That'll be £14 quid for the two of ya love, enjoy the ride!" I'm not sure I heard that correctly....
As I buckle up my boots before heading off to Winter...

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Two Painful Faces

(0) Comments | Posted 11 November 2013 | (19:22)

Sitting in the hospital waiting room, eyes closed from the pain, listening to security throw out a drunken Polish man was not what I had in mind for last Monday morning when I should have been at an interview. I look at my reflection in my compact mirror - the...

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You Don't Have to Be a Comedian to Relate to This!

(0) Comments | Posted 7 October 2013 | (13:01)

As comedian, there are a few things we all do on a regular basis - write, cry ( of laughter? How ironic ) and drink. A lot. I drank a lot on Friday night. Then I woke up the following morning with that familiar feeling. You know the one -...

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Why Wallow?

(1) Comments | Posted 12 September 2013 | (11:36)

"Hello, I'm Naomi Hefter, and I'm a wallower!" It appears there are more of us around than I thought!
Whether you are a comedian, a fashion designer or a teacher, SOME people can't help but have a good old wallow.
However, when I told my logical straight...

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A Bubble of Chaos

(0) Comments | Posted 28 August 2013 | (11:04)

I stroll down Cowgate in Edinburgh and as I watch the posters get torn down from the venue I played in, I suddenly feel a stab of sadness.
Most comics have left the Fringe to go back home and collapse with exhaustion, but I decide to have one...

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Accepting a Comedian

(0) Comments | Posted 2 July 2013 | (11:04)

It's that time again. A couple of thousand people in the U.K have made the decision to talk about funny things for an entire hour in front of strangers, in preparation to talk for an hour every day in the month of August in front of other strangers.

After...

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Single at 30

(1) Comments | Posted 9 May 2013 | (13:18)

Apparently I have 18,220 days left to live. And according to some, I've already hit middle age! Being asked for identification on my 30th birthday was a pleasant surprise. It was only later on that night I found out they were just checking my ID to make sure I was...

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God Bless America

(0) Comments | Posted 17 April 2013 | (08:13)

It took me 29 years to get to America, and I finally got to go. My early 30th birthday present can't get much better than that. I had started counting down the days at 100, and packing on day 50. Then realising I was at the wrong terminal at Heathrow...

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Welcome the Female Comic

(3) Comments | Posted 11 March 2013 | (13:58)

It's really hard work modelling for a photo shoot. Keeping your leg up straight and holding it for the photographer so she/he can take photos of it from different angels. It's like doing a twenty minute workout on the tread mill!

Anyway, this month's blog from the open book that...

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Clutch Bags and Tears?

(1) Comments | Posted 18 February 2013 | (16:49)

So, I didn't get a Valentine's Day card this year. But I'm not here to talk about that. In fact, I consciously made the decision to leave this month's blog till after the dreaded day for singletons so I wouldn't have to talk about it.

So, what does Naomi...

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More Than Fifteen Minutes of Fame

(0) Comments | Posted 10 January 2013 | (13:52)

Seeing a famous person in the street or at a gig, to me, is like seeing the dentist - I try and avoid approaching the situation as much as I possibly can. Im trying to be one of those "famous people". My only problem is, even though, in this grand,...

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Roll on Summer

(2) Comments | Posted 19 December 2012 | (11:53)

It's December, the fire is burning, the decorations are out and lists are being made - it's that time of year again. Suicide. Yep, tis the season to be jolly doesn't apply to everyone. Christmas can be a really lonely time for people, including myself. Ok, I'm not suggesting I'm...

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