Nathalie Gordon
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I like words, the sunshine, puppies and stereotypes. I don’t have an indoor voice and I don’t identify with Beyoncé. More than anything, I want to cure vegetarianism; think of all of those people missing out on bacon.

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Women Who Don't Get Women Who Eat on Tubes

(11) Comments | Posted 9 March 2014 | (11:16)


Ladies, I'm a feminist and I will actively fight our cause till my boobs hit the floor and I breathe my last breath through my Chanel lipstick but oh my goodness am I embarrassed by your behaviour lately.

A friend...

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My 20-Something Quarter-Life Crisis

(1) Comments | Posted 24 January 2014 | (13:47)

I'm having a quarter-life crisis. Not only that, but I'm worried it's going to last me for the next 75years.

I wake up every day with the same hopes and dreams as the one's I had when I was 16 and I am no closer to achieving them. I...

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My Bush Isn't In Style, Neither's Yours

(0) Comments | Posted 9 November 2013 | (19:40)

Last weekend, I was hoping to see my Bush in bright lights (in the pages of The Sunday Times' Style section) but my muff didn't make it. Neither in fact, did 92 other Bushes and I'm not happy about that either.

On October 3 2013, 93 women went and...

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If Only it Was Handed to Me on a Plate

(0) Comments | Posted 4 November 2013 | (21:59)

Kony 2012 isn't so last year, neither is swine flu or Kim Kardashians last husband, I'll tell you what's so last year- plates. Plates are so 2012 and it's annoying the hell out of me.

I am not the type of person who wets themselves over a £12 cocktail...

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The A-Z of Tinder, Part Two

(0) Comments | Posted 16 October 2013 | (00:00)


Tinder, or what I affectionately refer to as 'the narcissism machine', seems to be taking over my life one hilarious profile at a time. Then again, Tinder has just added to the collection of online dating tools that are taking over the way people...

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My Bush, My Choice

(5) Comments | Posted 5 October 2013 | (21:19)


You may have called October 3rd 'Thursday' but to me, it was 'The day my Bush got photographed'. Last week, I bared my lady-garden in all its glory for Project Bush, a campaign by Advertising agency Mother London born out of...

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The A-Z of Tinder

(0) Comments | Posted 27 September 2013 | (00:00)

Who meets anyone offline anymore? I even met my cleaner on a dating-website (of sorts). Tinder is the latest go-to in the dating world and with more than 50-million matches worldwide, it seems to be working. Swipe a picture left ('X'ing them) and that person is gone forever, not metaphorically...

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A Beauty Break-Through

(0) Comments | Posted 17 September 2013 | (10:10)

Until recently, I was brain-dead about beauty. It might be stereotypical to assume that if you have ovaries, you know your Nars from your Nivea but, alas, I did not. Recently I over heard by girlfriends talking about toners and cleansers and genuinely thought they were talking about a new...

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Feeling Punch-Drunk on The Drowned Man

(0) Comments | Posted 6 September 2013 | (17:05)

Take a mask and leave your inhibitions behind. Say goodbye to your friends and take the hand of curiosity. Expect nothing and look for everything. This is The Drowned Man by Punch Drunk.

Last night, I spent 3hours in what felt like a 4- tier Mike Nelson...

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