Animals
“Just met 4 dachshunds in the park called Gary, Steve, Kevin and Dave, and my day improved by approximately 659%”
They're kind of like jack-in-the-boxes.
This is the first documented case of "defensive ultrasound" being used by amphibians.
"having a pet rlly shows u how pure love can be, like me n this lil creature love each other to DEATH and nvr held a conversation."
“Hey, tell your dog I said, ‘woof.’ He’ll know what it means.”
"Once you’ve taken a nap with a dog in the middle of the day, how can you continue to believe in capitalism even a little bit"
"I get it dogs, I too want a little treat when I do something right"
"my cat talks a mad amount of s**t for being a creature i can easily pick up and wiggle"
"love when a dog has a stupid name. what do you mean this idiot answers to Typewriter"
