Accidental Mother

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Lana Citron | Posted 21.05.2013 | UK Lifestyle
Lana Citron

Over the past nine months of appointments, I hadn't seen the same midwife once. Pushed into the position of pregnancy slut - hopes for an actual relationship scuppered early on. It was never anything more than a one 'meet' stand.

The Eternal Optimist

Lana Citron | Posted 15.02.2013 | UK Lifestyle
Lana Citron

Previous marvelling at the human female form has now turned to gasps of bewilderment. I was seeing bits of my body I had never seen before and losing sight of other bits; my nipples were darkening, the bump beginning to feel heavy and the belly button on the turn - inside out.

Groupie Love

Lana Citron | Posted 18.12.2012 | UK Lifestyle
Lana Citron

A couple of weeks back the Glam Rocker left Blighty to embark on a tour of the US and I was joining him for a weekend of Sex in the City. I was Carrie as a brunette with a bulging belly as opposed to a bulging Mulberry.

The Birthday Surprise

Lana Citron | Posted 14.11.2012 | UK Lifestyle
Lana Citron

Eleven weeks accidentally pregnant and having broken the news to my son I decided it was time to tell my family. A most apt and suitable occasion presented itself on the 69th birthday of my mother, this would be one surprise she would not forget!

My X-Rated Reality

Lana Citron | Posted 05.11.2012 | UK Lifestyle
Lana Citron

I thought long and hard about how to tell my twelve year old son about my current situation. I timed it specifically. Earlier in the day, his Dad, aka Le Dazzler, had driven us en famille down to Sussex where BoyWonder sat his 13 plus exams for boarding school.

The Morning After

Lana Citron | Posted 21.09.2012 | UK Lifestyle
Lana Citron

The 'Morning After' I discovered I was pregnant was a Friday. I had had to cancel my tennis match -due to go the hospital for an emergency ectopic scan, post the school run.