Animals
"Thought some notification had come in on my husband’s phone but turned out it was the cat snoring."
Think ducks are just adorable? You won't after reading this.
“Just met 4 dachshunds in the park called Gary, Steve, Kevin and Dave, and my day improved by approximately 659%”
They're kind of like jack-in-the-boxes.
This is the first documented case of "defensive ultrasound" being used by amphibians.
"having a pet rlly shows u how pure love can be, like me n this lil creature love each other to DEATH and nvr held a conversation."
“Hey, tell your dog I said, ‘woof.’ He’ll know what it means.”
"Once you’ve taken a nap with a dog in the middle of the day, how can you continue to believe in capitalism even a little bit"
"I get it dogs, I too want a little treat when I do something right"
"my cat talks a mad amount of s**t for being a creature i can easily pick up and wiggle"