Astonishing Sod

I'm Running for President of Twitter

James Thomas | Posted 30.03.2014 | UK Comedy
James Thomas

You heard me. This is neither joke nor jape, neither jest nor jibe. This is real, dammit, as real as the fingers on my hands, as real as the piece of corn wedged between two of my back teeth since teatime. I'm running for President of Twitter harder than you've ever seen anyone run for anything in your entire life.

Oscar Winners (Leaked)

James Thomas | Posted 18.03.2014 | UK Comedy
James Thomas

I have here before me the complete list of this year's Oscar winners. Please don't ask me where I got them. I'll never tell*.

The Year In Review

James Thomas | Posted 03.03.2014 | UK Comedy
James Thomas

Remember the year? Well, now you can, with the help of this: this year's Review of the Year, called "The Year In Review" - the year being This Year. This is the review, beginning now.

Why I Did What I Did in the Cathedral

James Thomas | Posted 27.01.2014 | UK Comedy
James Thomas

Now, I love tours. Don't even talk to me about those audio-guide ones, though - give me need a real, live, flesh-and-blood tour guide with a positive attitude, a wealth of knowledge and a clearance badge any day.

Lady Gaga's Next Video

James Thomas | Posted 25.01.2014 | UK Comedy
James Thomas

Script discovered by Astonishing Sod. (top secret, so don't tell ANYBODY) INT. FLOTATION TANK - WHENEVER Close-up of a FOOT covered in SNAILS. It is LADY GAGA's foot (one of). We see the snails moving around. Footage is 100 times the normal speed... This bit lasts for four minutes.

Is This The Funniest Person On Twitter?

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 18.11.2013 | UK Comedy

There are some people that take an internet medium - YouTube, Vine or Twitter, say - and truly make them their own. One such person is @AstonishingSod...