Boring Date

A Near Miss With the Guy Who Had Attachment Issues

The Guyliner | Posted 02.05.2014 | UK Lifestyle
The Guyliner

I get the feeling that he's typing one-handed, so decide now's as good a time as any to go into silent mode. He gives it one final go. "I shaved today," he says. I see the email has an attachment: a photo, which I open. Yes, he's shaved all right. Everywhere. Instead of a smooth chin or chest, I see gleaming genitalia - Spam-pink with sensitivity and not a hair to be seen...

A One-Sided Date With the Inquisitive Guy I Couldn't Say No To

The Guyliner | Posted 08.04.2013 | UK Lifestyle
The Guyliner

I thrive on flirtation on dates; it's the plutonium I need to get me to the end of the night. From him, however, there is none. Usually I'd put this down to nervousness or shyness, but that's not the case here. He exudes a kind of bland confidence; he's not brash or assertive, just, well, a bit boring.