UK Comedy

The Piccadilly Line Is In Meltdown And So Is Its Twitter Account

The Huffington Post | Sarah Harris1 | Posted 07.12.2016 | UK

London commuters have been expressing their frustrations over the severely disrupted Piccadilly line for several days now - and it seems the person be...

My £5 Note Problem

Afton McKeith | Posted 06.12.2016 | UK Universities & Education
Afton McKeith

Due to the outcry against the new British animal fat £5 note, some shops have been refusing the note as tender. Reports show that customers even deny it for change. Perfect Solution: Reprint the new British £5 note with pumpkin seed oil.

On Escaping

Ruby Wax | Posted 05.12.2016 | UK Entertainment
Ruby Wax

When I heard Trump won the election, I did the only sensible thing I could think of. I picked a destination as far away from anywhere as I could find, which happened to be a far away island in Indonesia called Raja Ampat West Papua.

Mine Own Weak Merits

Helen Keeler | Posted 05.12.2016 | UK Comedy
Helen Keeler

Well, contrary to all expectations (mainly mine) I am entertaining a gentleman. Not right now; I'm using both hands to type with. I mean currently, ...

Londoners Hilariously Demolish US Author Who Thinks Capital Has Gone 'All Islamic'

The Huffington Post | Sarah Harris1 | Posted 05.12.2016 | UK Comedy

When an American author claimed that London has “gone” and is now “all Islamic”, members of the British public couldn’t resist the opportuni...

The Elf On The Shelf

Louise Rodgers | Posted 01.12.2016 | UK Parents
Louise Rodgers

I'd heard rumours of a magical Elf who visited children in the run up to Christmas and reported their behaviour to Santa every evening. I decided I needed to get me one of those Elves! I was going to get that little arsehole in check if it killed me.

The Kid Conundrum

Simon Wan | Posted 30.11.2016 | UK Comedy
Simon Wan

bmm banner.jpg 'You'd be a great Dad!' I get told this often. Yes, I can mess around and play the fool. I'm down with video games and I know what pop star is popping another. I'm guessing that there's a little bit more to actually being a great Dad.

What NOT To Do With Kids At Christmas

Hattie Harrison | Posted 29.11.2016 | UK Parents
Hattie Harrison

Christmas is approaching and so the lists of things to do with kids in your local area are arriving into your awareness - and inbox - thick and fast. Here is my helpful list of things *not* to do at Christmas with the little ones. That's right- here is your permission to sink back into the sofa, unwrap another Quality Street and pour yourself another glass of wine.

Get The Look - Trump's Re-Style Will Change The World

Rachel Loughran | Posted 29.11.2016 | UK
Rachel Loughran

2016 is the year that will re-style the world and make Vogue's 'September issue' look nothing short of an A6 flyer for a backwater boutique. It's mo...

A Day In The Life Of Mr And Mrs Flush - Surviving The Men-O-Pause

Lisa Ives | Posted 28.11.2016 | UK Lifestyle
Lisa Ives

Downstairs Mrs Flush prepared a breakfast of marmite and peanut butter on toast. Three minutes were spent staring into the fridge until she remembered she was looking for a plate. After removing her dressing gown and opening the window she settled down to read her latest copy of 'The Turbulent Times'.

What God Might Tell Theresa May About Brexit

The Huffington Post | Christopher York | Posted 28.11.2016 | UK Comedy

1) Thou shalt have no other referendums on Brexit. I am the referendum thy Brexit, who brought you out of the land of Europe, out of the house of bon...

As A Fellow Fatty, Here's Why I Support Kim Jong-un's Censorship Of China's Search Engine

Samantha Rea | Posted 25.11.2016 | UK Lifestyle
Samantha Rea

And so I feel for Kim Jong-un, who's also a fatty with no desire to do anything about it, except obliterate any mention of his fatness in the media. Apparently, North Korean officials have asked China to ban any references to him as "Kim Fatty the Third," a nickname so popular, it gets suggested by auto-complete on China's leading search engine, Baidu.

Making Digital Comedy Amongst A Whole Load Of Cat Videos

Noah James | Posted 25.11.2016 | UK Comedy
Noah James

Short, shareable and preferably cute kitty cats... that's what resonates with the social media generation. And who doesn't want that cute, furry escap...

Britain Has Rounded Off 2016 By F*cking Up Black Friday

The Huffington Post | Christopher York | Posted 26.11.2016 | UK Comedy

It’s Black Friday. Around the world people are engaging in that most festive of traditions by viciously fighting amongst themselves to save £20 off...

UK 'Would Have Chosen Remain If Only People Who Changed Underpants Every Day Voted'

The Huffington Post | Christopher York | Posted 25.11.2016 | UK

A Brexit poll on how frequently people wash their clothes has suggested that if only people who changed their underpants every day were allowed to vot...

The Easy Target Of Erectile Dysfunction

Ant Meads | Posted 24.11.2016 | UK Lifestyle
Ant Meads

bmm banner.jpg Given that erectile dysfunction is a common side effect, not only of depression, but also sometimes the antidepressants used to treat it, are we piling on to laugh at an issue that is just a further cause of shame and embarrassment to people who are already struggling in life?

7 Incredibly Establishment Things About Nigel Farage's Anti-Establishment Ritz Party

The Huffington Post | Christopher York | Posted 24.11.2016 | UK

On Wednesday night, Nigel Farage decried the “career, professional political class” and predicted a “seismic shock in British politics” will c...

Things I Didn't Know About Birth

Sarah Lawton | Posted 23.11.2016 | UK Parents
Sarah Lawton

Well, today's the day, I'm here to share what I didn't know about birth before I went through it, and I don't care if it puts anyone off children because frankly the Earth is over populated anyway

How To Stop Fake News On Facebook Turning You Into A Racist

The Huffington Post | Christopher York | Posted 23.11.2016 | UK Comedy

It’s really, really simple... (h/t SLATUKIP)...

This Letter To The FT Sums Up The Entire Leaver/Remainer Brexit Debate

The Huffington Post | Christopher York | Posted 22.11.2016 | UK Comedy

Since the UK voted to leave the EU back in June, you may have noticed quite a lot of debate about it since. By “quite a lot” we mean “practicall...

When Your Best Friends Are No Longer Your Best Friends

Lucy Wigley | Posted 21.11.2016 | UK Parents
Lucy Wigley

I started to feel like that about a lot of my friendships, from very early on in my pregnancy, and once my first baby arrived, it became clear that maintaining certain friendships was going to be harder than climbing Kilimajaro in heels. But it was a struggle of emotions- these were friendships I'd had for 20 years- I'd been friends with these people for longer than I hadn't been.

7 Things In Donald Trump's Home That Prove He's A Non-Elitist Man Of The People

The Huffington Post | Christopher York | Posted 21.11.2016 | UK

A Fox News reporter was recently given a glimpse into the life of President-Elect Donald Trump with a tour of his New York apartment. So what did we l...

Shouldn't We Be Putting Pressure On Channels To Diversify, Rather Than Diversifying Our Channels?

London Hughes | Posted 20.11.2016 | UK Comedy
London Hughes

I am quite sceptical about Next Up, but that's probably only because 2016's been such a catastrophic year and I'm effectively broken inside! But hey, it might just surprise everyone and change the scene for the better...

Jonathan Pie Brutalises Everything The Tories Did Last Week That You May Have Missed

The Huffington Post | Christopher York | Posted 22.11.2016 | UK

Political satirist Jonathan Pie is back, riding the wave created by his incredible and blunt dissection of the liberal elite in the wake of Donald Tru...

5 Babies Acting More Grown-Up Than Donald Trump On Twitter

The Huffington Post | Christopher York | Posted 20.11.2016 | UK Comedy

President-Elect Donald Trump continued his feud with the cast of the musical Hamilton on Sunday, repeating his demand they apologise for “harassing...