UK Comedy

7 Christmas Party Stories That Will Make Your Toes Curl

The Huffington Post | Natasha Hinde | Posted 19.12.2016 | UK Lifestyle

No Christmas party is complete without a mortifying story emerging the next day. And afterwards, there’ll always be that one colleague who you’ll ...

Gary Lineker's 'Dead Brexit Voters' Joke Sparks Total Outrage From Leave Camp

The Huffington Post | Christopher York | Posted 19.12.2016 | UK

Gary Lineker has been accused of “mocking the elderly” and “promoting anti-Brexit propaganda” after making a joke while presenting Have I Got ...

Bald Men: Another Victim Of The Patriarchy

Scott Manley Hadley | Posted 16.12.2016 | UK Lifestyle
Scott Manley Hadley

White men are on top. But not any white men: Nigel Farage, Boris Johnson, Donald Trump and Bob "Literature" Dylan have one thing in common besides their gender, race and sexuality: they all have hair, or constantly pretend they do.

On Thin Ice

Kevin Fleming | Posted 16.12.2016 | UK Parents
Kevin Fleming

The pain begins before anyone hits the ice. Like some kind of head hood before the waterboarding you have to get the skates on the feet. In my case it was 8 feet. My wonderful wife Stacie, the keeper of important knowledge like UK shoe sizes, was kept late at the office with a call.

Donald Trump's Top Secret Rejected CIA Briefings Revealed

The Huffington Post | Christopher York | Posted 15.12.2016 | UK Comedy

Donald Trump is smart. So smart he doesn’t need security briefings from the world’s foremost intelligence agency. Yeah, he’s really smart. Lucki...

15 Times The British Public Took On Corporate Twitter And Hilariously Won (NSFW)

The Huffington Post | Christopher York | Posted 14.12.2016 | UK Comedy

Take a minute and spare a thought for those folk whose job it is to deal with the public via Twitter. Just think of the poor soul manning the Southern...

Go Home Everyone, James Blunt Has Won 2016

The Huffington Post | Christopher York | Posted 14.12.2016 | UK Comedy

2016 has been rubbish but if music maestro James Blunt has anything to do with it next year is set to be even worse. Forget Brexit, forget Trump and f...

If Donald Trump Was The Mayor Of Trumpton

The Huffington Post | Christopher York | Posted 12.12.2016 | UK Comedy

Last year Topicalol brought you the land of Trumpton reimagined through the prism of Ukip. Well, a lot has happened since then and obviously there’s...

Someone Is Sticking Body-Positive Notes On Diet Products In Tesco

The Huffington Post | Brogan Driscoll | Posted 16.12.2016 | UK Lifestyle

Mystery notes aimed at deterring shoppers from buying diet products have been appearing in a Tesco store in Coventry. The labels appeared on Slim Fast...

This Stock Footage Christmas Dinner Needs Some Serious Explaining

The Huffington Post | Eve Hartley | Posted 09.12.2016 | UK Comedy

Christmas dinners can be a mix of bad jokes and bland food at the best of times. But one stock family has taken the painful experience to the next le...

Superficial

Stephen Bailey | Posted 09.12.2016 | UK Comedy
Stephen Bailey

Superficial is not just the name of Heidi Montag's flop debut single from 2010, but I've been wondering if this is something we are all inadvertently ...

REVEALED: Tabloid Newspapers Unveil New Panel Of Judges For Fresh Brexit Appeal

The Huffington Post | Sarah Harris1 | Posted 09.12.2016 | UK Comedy

The tabloids have been pretty unhappy about the judges involved in the current wrangle over Article 50. But here’s a group they might prefer... (Cr...

The Piccadilly Line Is In Meltdown And So Is Its Twitter Account

The Huffington Post | Sarah Harris1 | Posted 07.12.2016 | UK

London commuters have been expressing their frustrations over the severely disrupted Piccadilly line for several days now - and it seems the person be...

My £5 Note Problem

Afton McKeith | Posted 06.12.2016 | UK Universities & Education
Afton McKeith

Due to the outcry against the new British animal fat £5 note, some shops have been refusing the note as tender. Reports show that customers even deny it for change. Perfect Solution: Reprint the new British £5 note with pumpkin seed oil.

On Escaping

Ruby Wax | Posted 05.12.2016 | UK Entertainment
Ruby Wax

When I heard Trump won the election, I did the only sensible thing I could think of. I picked a destination as far away from anywhere as I could find, which happened to be a far away island in Indonesia called Raja Ampat West Papua.

Mine Own Weak Merits

Helen Keeler | Posted 05.12.2016 | UK Comedy
Helen Keeler

Well, contrary to all expectations (mainly mine) I am entertaining a gentleman. Not right now; I'm using both hands to type with. I mean currently, ...

Londoners Hilariously Demolish US Author Who Thinks Capital Has Gone 'All Islamic'

The Huffington Post | Sarah Harris1 | Posted 05.12.2016 | UK Comedy

When an American author claimed that London has “gone” and is now “all Islamic”, members of the British public couldn’t resist the opportuni...

The Elf On The Shelf

Louise Rodgers | Posted 01.12.2016 | UK Parents
Louise Rodgers

I'd heard rumours of a magical Elf who visited children in the run up to Christmas and reported their behaviour to Santa every evening. I decided I needed to get me one of those Elves! I was going to get that little arsehole in check if it killed me.

The Kid Conundrum

Simon Wan | Posted 30.11.2016 | UK Comedy
Simon Wan

bmm banner.jpg 'You'd be a great Dad!' I get told this often. Yes, I can mess around and play the fool. I'm down with video games and I know what pop star is popping another. I'm guessing that there's a little bit more to actually being a great Dad.

What NOT To Do With Kids At Christmas

Hattie Harrison | Posted 29.11.2016 | UK Parents
Hattie Harrison

Christmas is approaching and so the lists of things to do with kids in your local area are arriving into your awareness - and inbox - thick and fast. Here is my helpful list of things *not* to do at Christmas with the little ones. That's right- here is your permission to sink back into the sofa, unwrap another Quality Street and pour yourself another glass of wine.

Get The Look - Trump's Re-Style Will Change The World

Rachel Loughran | Posted 29.11.2016 | UK
Rachel Loughran

2016 is the year that will re-style the world and make Vogue's 'September issue' look nothing short of an A6 flyer for a backwater boutique. It's mo...

A Day In The Life Of Mr And Mrs Flush - Surviving The Men-O-Pause

Lisa Ives | Posted 28.11.2016 | UK Lifestyle
Lisa Ives

Downstairs Mrs Flush prepared a breakfast of marmite and peanut butter on toast. Three minutes were spent staring into the fridge until she remembered she was looking for a plate. After removing her dressing gown and opening the window she settled down to read her latest copy of 'The Turbulent Times'.

What God Might Tell Theresa May About Brexit

The Huffington Post | Christopher York | Posted 28.11.2016 | UK Comedy

1) Thou shalt have no other referendums on Brexit. I am the referendum thy Brexit, who brought you out of the land of Europe, out of the house of bon...

As A Fellow Fatty, Here's Why I Support Kim Jong-un's Censorship Of China's Search Engine

Samantha Rea | Posted 25.11.2016 | UK Lifestyle
Samantha Rea

And so I feel for Kim Jong-un, who's also a fatty with no desire to do anything about it, except obliterate any mention of his fatness in the media. Apparently, North Korean officials have asked China to ban any references to him as "Kim Fatty the Third," a nickname so popular, it gets suggested by auto-complete on China's leading search engine, Baidu.

Making Digital Comedy Amongst A Whole Load Of Cat Videos

Noah James | Posted 25.11.2016 | UK Comedy
Noah James

Short, shareable and preferably cute kitty cats... that's what resonates with the social media generation. And who doesn't want that cute, furry escap...