What I find far neater about Dada Engine variants, however, is that they can produce some pretty epic prose, not just bureaucratic drivel. Again, I played around with a variant of the Engine for a while and came up with such gems of wisdom as: "Art is nothing more than noise" and "truth is the greatest lie".
Yesterday, I decided that I'm finished with Apple products. You might think this is a trivial decision. But how wrong you are. This has been one of the hardest decisions I've ever had to make. I want to say it's not you, it's me, but that would be a lie. It's entirely you. I'm totally blameless, you have ruined my life.