Dating Disasters

A Date With the Good-Looking Graduate Who Turned Out to Be a Hot Mess

The Guyliner | Posted 29.08.2012 | UK Lifestyle
The Guyliner

The true currency of dating, the one you never really think about, is time. Whether you're buttering up a honey in a noisy bar, doing extra lengths at the swimming pool to impress a buff lifeguard or stumbling through endless online profiles, the amount of time you spend on this initial process can be disheartening if the end result is less than satisfactory.

An Eye-Opening Date With the Guy Who Couldn't Handle His Tequila - Or Me

The Guyliner | Posted 15.02.2012 | UK Lifestyle
The Guyliner

Being a Yorkshireman, and knowing what a pain in the arse they (i.e. I) can be, I tend to stay away from them as potential dates. The familiar accent and anecdotes about growing up in the north don't particularly interest me.