A Brief Encounter With the Guy You Will Always Find in the Kitchen at Parties
The Guyliner
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Posted 13.05.2013
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UK Lifestyle
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I slink over to the kitchen and scour the worktops for a tipple. I settle on a big bottle of Plymouth gin and glug as much as decency will allow into the nearest clean glass, before peeking around the kitchen, like a meerkat, on the search for tonic. I soon see a bottle, which is attached to the hand of God, or his nearest approximation on Earth.
