Funny Quotes

15 Great Douglas Adams Quotes

The Huffington Post UK | Andrea Mann | Posted 11.03.2014 | UK Comedy

The late, great Douglas Adams would have been 62 today - not that we need an excuse to remind ourselves of his wit and wisdom. From 'The Hitchiker...

Valentine's Day: 20 Funny Quotes To Share With Your Loved One

The Huffington Post UK | Patricia Doma | Posted 12.02.2014 | UK Lifestyle

Valentine's Day has already been dragged in and out of the cliché closet, so it's no surprise we're starting to gravitate towards originality. Wha...

20 Funny Quotes About Diets, Health And Fitness

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK Comedy

SEE ALSO: Five Ways To Reduce The Amount You Read About Sugar 10 Funny Quotes About New Year's Resolutions Hate all the pressure to start the ...

14 Inspirational Quotes To Start The New Year With

The Huffington Post UK | Andrea Mann | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK Comedy

Nothing says 'new year' like sunsets, forests and women doing yoga on the beach. So make sure you start 2014 on the right foot with our collection ...

From Oscar To Homer, 10 Funny Quotes About New Year's Resolutions

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK Comedy

From Oscar Wilde to Homer Simpson, Mark Twain to Charlie Brown, we round up some of the funniest words of wisdom about New Year's resolutions... ...

LIST: Some Of Alan Partridge's Mightiest Musings

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 27.01.2014 | UK Entertainment

To celebrate the release of Alan Partridge: Alpha Papa on DVD and Blu-ray, we’ve put together a list of some of the musings of Norwich’s number on...

Inspirational Quote Of The Day

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 21.11.2013 | UK Comedy

Makes you think, doesn't it? (Via Reddit/Imgur)...

From Python To Gervais: Comedy Inspired By Nietzsche (QUOTES, VIDEOS)

The Huffington Post UK | Andrea Mann | Posted 15.10.2013 | UK Comedy

What lies beyond good and evil? A great punchline, of course! Yes, the great Friedrich Nietzsche was born on this day in 1844. And while you might ...

Happy Birthday, Bill Murray! Here Are 40 Of His Greatest Movie Quotes

The Huffington Post UK | Andrea Mann | Posted 20.09.2013 | UK Comedy

He celebrates his birthday in a few days' time - but we don't really need an excuse to round up some of our favourite one-liners by one of our favouri...

WATCH: 10 Classic Spoonersims - And One Classic Spoonerism Sketch

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 29.08.2013 | UK Comedy

The Reverend William Spooner - warden of New College, Oxford, and 'inventor' of the spoonerism - passed away on this day in 1930. So we think it's ...

15 Funny Quotes About France For Bastille Day

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 11.07.2013 | UK Comedy

Oh là là! Merveilleux! Et ainsi de suite. We here at HuffPost UK Comedy are celebrating Bastille Day by having the day off (well, it is a Sunday)...

15 Funny Quotes For Father's Day

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 14.06.2013 | UK Comedy

Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there. In honour of the daily sacrifices that you make and hard work you put in, we've gathered together som...

David Beckham In Quotes: The Funniest Things Ever Said By - And About - Becks

Huffington Post UK | Posted 16.05.2013 | UK Comedy

Fans are mourning worldwide as football bids adieu to one of its most famous players. But as David Beckham's interviews shows, he wasn't just a fine f...

The Wit And Wisdom Of Sir Alex Ferguson: 28 Funny Quotes

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 09.05.2013 | UK Comedy

The Manchester United legend is retiring at the age of 71 - and during his years as manager he entertained us not only with his team's performance, bu...

Dodgeball 2 Is Coming! 20 Great Quotes From The Original Movie

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 23.04.2013 | UK Comedy

We haven't been this excited since... well, since 'Anchorman 2' was announced. Yes, Twentieth Century Fox has finally commissioned a script for a s...

'Thou Mis-Shapen Dick!' 20 Great Shakespearean Insults

The Huffington Post UK | Andrea Mann | Posted 23.04.2013 | UK Comedy

April 23rd, isn't just St George's Day, of course. It's also the date of William Shakespeare's birthday - and the date he died. And what's more...

20 Funny Quotes About Mothers

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 08.03.2013 | UK Comedy

They say that mothering is the best job in the world. But it's also one of the hardest. And thus it brings with trials and tribulations, tears and...

150 Reasons Women Are Funny (PICTURES, QUOTES)

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 08.03.2013 | UK Comedy

The next time you hear someone say that women aren't funny, may we suggest that - after laughing and patting them gently on the head - you direct them...

Vodka Is Cheaper Than Dinner For Two

The Huffington Post UK | Sarah O'Meara | Posted 14.02.2013 | UK Lifestyle

Love is definitely in the air on Twitter, as those typically romantic fools come together to create poetry for the world. Yes, we've enjoyed everyt...

38 Funny Quotes About Love

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 11.02.2014 | UK Comedy

It's (almost) here. So what better way to celebrate Valentine's Day than with champagne, chocolates and a nice meal out for two a chuckle at our colle...

15 Funny Christmas Quotes

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 18.12.2013 | UK Comedy

It's Christmas. Or as Slade would put it: ITTTTT'S CHRIIIIIIISSSSSTMAAAAAAS! And nothing says funny like 'a two-thousand-year-old story about the s...

Happy Birthday, Woody Allen! 50 Of His Greatest Lines

The Huffington Post UK | Andrea Mann | Posted 01.12.2012 | UK Comedy

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else," said Woody Allen. He also said - and wrote - many other marvellous things, of course. Such a...

25 Funny Quotes For International Men's Day

The Huffington Post UK | Andrea Mann | Posted 19.11.2012 | UK Comedy

Hooray! It's International Men's Day! A day which - according to the official site - is "an occasion for men to celebrate their achievements and contr...

20 Funny Roald Dahl Quotes

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 13.09.2013 | UK Comedy

Roald Dahl wasn't just a wonderful writer - he was a wonderfully witty one, too. To celebrate Roald Dahl Day, we've collected just some of our favo...

Happy Fourth Of July! 40 Funny Quotes About America

The Huffington Post UK | Andrea Mann | Posted 03.07.2013 | UK Comedy

Happy Independence Day, American friends! And just to prove that there's no hard feelings, we'd like to help you celebrate in true British style. Name...