Funny Tweets

I Wrote A Good Tweet

Robbie Knox | Posted 16.11.2016 | UK Comedy
Robbie Knox

Last week I stayed up to watch the US election results come in. As it turns out, democracy in action can be a slow affair, so I took to Twitter to hav...

14 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up The Struggles Of Being A Vegan

The Huffington Post | Sophie Gallagher | Posted 01.11.2016 | UK Lifestyle

Despite there being over 500,000 vegans in the UK, according to the Vegan Society, a plant-based-lifestyle can still be a difficult concept for many p...

Next Cutlery Set Is The Perfect Passive Aggressive Gift For Someone You Hate

The Huffington Post | Sophie Gallagher | Posted 26.10.2016 | UK Lifestyle

We don’t know about you, but we really love being insulted by our utensils as we’re eating dinner. Luckily for us, this plastic alphabet cutlery s...

10 Tweets That Sum Up How Outdated (And Pretty Rude) The Term Essex Girl Is

The Huffington Post | Sophie Gallagher | Posted 27.10.2016 | UK Lifestyle

How many Essex girls does it take to sign an online petition? More than 5,000 women have now given their support to a campaign that wants to get the ...

GAME Tries To Charge Customers For A PlayStation Demo, Internet Reacts Accordingly

The Huffington Post | Sophie Gallagher | Posted 24.10.2016 | UK Tech

Still unsure about whether PlayStation VR is worth the hype? Well whatever you decide, you probably won’t want to head to GAME to mull it over as i...

12 Tweets That Sum Up How We Feel About Sephora In London

The Huffington Post | Sophie Gallagher | Posted 07.10.2016 | UK Style

They say there’s no smoke without fire, and Sephora fans are hoping that is the case as internet rumours about a Westfield Stratford store opening i...

10 Arguments Every Parent Has With Their Child On A Daily Basis

The Huffington Post | Sophie Gallagher | Posted 05.10.2016 | UK Parents

Having children is a real education in logic and rational argument: especially when you have to justify why mummy can eat chocolate before dinnertime ...

14 Tweets That Accurately Sum Up Your Feelings Towards Estate Agents

The Huffington Post | Sophie Gallagher | Posted 05.10.2016 | UK Lifestyle

If you don’t plan on living in your parents’ box room for the rest of your life, you will have to put on your adult hat and deal with estate agent...

16 Tweets That Sum Up The Intolerable Pain Of LEGO

The Huffington Post | Sophie Gallagher | Posted 04.10.2016 | UK Parents

When everyone talks about your post-baby body, no one ever mentions that your feet will never be the same again. As much as we love our children play...

14 Kids Who Have Absolutely No Chill

The Huffington Post | Sophie Gallagher | Posted 30.09.2016 | UK Parents

Children are mostly reasonable human beings, but there are some occasions when they completely lose their cool. For example, when you dare to peel th...

10 Tweets That Are Too Real For People Who Are Always Tired

The Huffington Post | Sophie Gallagher | Posted 28.09.2016 | UK Lifestyle

We all know how important it is to get a good night’s sleep, but that is so much easier said than done. What are we meant to do when our brain just ...

17 Tweets That Perfectly Sum Up The Joy Of Parenting

The Huffington Post | Sophie Gallagher | Posted 26.09.2016 | UK Parents

Being a parent really is unlike any other job: some days you get unconditional love and other days you have to fish poo out of the bath. These 17 pare...

A Fan Favourite Is Being Removed From Quality Street And People Are Really Outraged

The Huffington Post | Ryan Barrell | Posted 23.09.2016 | UK Comedy

Brace yourselves, chocolate fans - Nestle has been doing some fiddling and they’ve decided to switch out one of the sweets from Quality Street boxes...

24 People Who Got Totally Weird Results On Pottermore's Patronus Test

The Huffington Post | Ryan Barrell | Posted 23.09.2016 | UK Comedy

The official Harry Potter fan site Pottermore released a long awaited quiz on Thursday which allowed users to find out what their Patronus is. While J...

10 Things That Happen To Your Body After You Give Birth

The Huffington Post | Sophie Gallagher | Posted 22.09.2016 | UK Parents

When you’re preparing to become a mum you think a lot about pregnancy and childbirth, but a lot less about what happens to your body once your littl...

Mary Berry Has Quit 'The Great British Bake Off' And Everyone Is Freaking Out

The Huffington Post | Ryan Barrell | Posted 22.09.2016 | UK Comedy

Mary Berry has officially quit her role as cake judge on ‘The Great British Bake Off’ “out of loyalty to the BBC” ahead of the show’s move t...

16 Tweets That Perfectly Capture The Potty Training Nightmare

The Huffington Post | Sophie Gallagher | Posted 21.09.2016 | UK Parents

Potty training your child is an essential stage in their development, but sometimes it feels like parenting responsibilities go a step too far. We did...

People Just Can't Stop Mocking Douglas Carswell For His Scientific Blunder

The Huffington Post | Ryan Barrell | Posted 21.09.2016 | UK Comedy

After a very public blunder on Tuesday in which he argued with a scientist about science, Ukip’s Douglas Carswell has been facing some serious ridic...

Jobless Noel Edmonds Is Offering To Phone Your Pets For Some Reason

The Huffington Post | Ryan Barrell | Posted 22.09.2016 | UK Comedy

Ex-television star Noel Edmonds seems to be running out of things to do in his retirement, because he’s currently offering to ring your pets and cha...

It's Been One Year Since #PigGate - Where Has The Time Gone?

The Huffington Post | Ryan Barrell | Posted 21.09.2016 | UK Comedy

It’s been exactly one year since a controversial biography of David Cameron alleged that he stuck his gentleman’s sausage into a dead pig’s mout...

Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Are Getting Divorced And Everyone Is Trying To Laugh About It

The Huffington Post | Ryan Barrell | Posted 21.09.2016 | UK Comedy

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are getting divorced, and it’s causing a lot of emotional responses from a lot of people. Everyone feels like this #BR...

9 Tweets That Prove Kids Are Creepy As Hell

The Huffington Post | Sophie Gallagher | Posted 20.09.2016 | UK Parents

Most of the time our children are completely adorable (admittedly when they’re sleeping), but sometimes they can say the creepiest things. It’s no...

Donald Trump Jr Posted A Really Stupid Tweet About Skittles And Now People Are Mocking Him

The Huffington Post | Ryan Barrell | Posted 20.09.2016 | UK Comedy

Continuing his father’s legacy of bigoted fearmongering and borrowing memes from white supremacists, Donald Trump Jr posted a tweet on Monday night ...

12 Tweets That Are Way Too Real For Children Of Divorced Parents

The Huffington Post | Sophie Gallagher | Posted 19.09.2016 | UK Lifestyle

Growing up with divorced parents is a special type of family dynamic - two houses, two families, two Christmas trees. And although the situation inev...

Pro-Corbyn Group Momentum Are Launching A Kids' Wing And Everyone Thinks It's Ridiculous

The Huffington Post | Ryan Barrell | Posted 19.09.2016 | UK Comedy

Corbyn-backing activist group Momentum has announced a plan to improve young people’s political engagement and teach them how to campaign for Labour...