Funny Tweets

This Guy Blamed A Muslim Woman For The Brussels Attacks On Twitter, And That Was A Bad Idea

The Huffington Post | Ryan Barrell | Posted 23.03.2016 | UK Comedy

Twitter user Matthew P. Doyle went unexpectedly viral on Wednesday morning after tweeting about an experience on the streets of Croydon where he claim...

Twitter's Funniest Jokes At George Osborne's Expense

The Huffington Post | Ryan Barrell | Posted 16.03.2016 | UK Comedy

Can you believe it's already time for the Chancellor's budget again? Time flies when there's tax on your pasties. Rather than actually watching the dr...

Twitter Is Suggesting Hilarious Names For Disney's New 'Indiana Jones' Sequel

The Huffington Post | Ryan Barrell | Posted 16.03.2016 | UK Comedy

In a move that caused the entire world to groan "oh no, not another one," Disney has announced plans for yet another Indiana Jones film. Yes, even aft...

Ryanair Customers Are Obviously Not Too Confident If This Is In The FAQ

The Huffington Post | Ryan Barrell | Posted 15.03.2016 | UK Comedy

It says something about the confidence of Ryanair passengers that THIS is an FAQ. https://t.co/3TdS2Z7TXU pic.twitter.com/8L7PRlFotl— QT (@QuebecTan...

#IfTrumpWins Is A Horrifying Glimpse Of What Might Be Our Future

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 09.03.2016 | UK Comedy

As we edge closer and closer to the US presidential election, onlookers across the globe are becoming increasingly more worried about what the world m...

Twitter Is Trying To Describe Bad Sex In Three Words

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 08.03.2016 | UK Comedy

Comedy Central's late night 'Midnight' show is killing it with the hashtags once again - this time they asked followers to describe bad sex in just th...

Dapper Laughs Tweeted About International Women's Day, And Obviously That Didn't Go Well

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 08.03.2016 | UK Comedy

Self-proclaimed feminist and probably unaware what that word means Dapper Laughs has issued a message of good will to women everywhere for Internation...

So This Guy Got Arrested For Trying To Throw A Glittery Dildo At Donald Trump

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 24.02.2016 | UK Comedy

A comedian claims he was arrested by the Secret Service on Tuesday for trying to throw a two-foot glittery dildo at Donald Trump during a campaign ral...

Everything That Happened At PMQs Today, Without The Shouting

The Huffington Post UK | George Bowden | Posted 03.02.2016 | UK Comedy

All the shouting just makes this a pointless exercise. What is the point of #pmqs— Helen Pinches (@yamyamlen) February 3, 2016 Well, quite. So ...

People Think A Child Is Running House Of Fraser's 'Emojinal' Twitter Account

The Huffington Post UK | George Bowden | Posted 01.02.2016 | UK

When it comes to viral marketing campaigns, brands are always seeking new and innovative ways to get into your timeline and news feed. But House of...

This Guy Accidentally Interrupted Car Sex And Responded In The Most English Way Possible

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 28.01.2016 | UK Comedy

London-based writer Joe Craig had a rather embarrassing encounter in Finchley recently, involving two people having sex in a car and a very awkward en...

The Definitive Answer To Why Celebs Have Knobbly Knees

The Huffington Post UK | Eve Hartley | Posted 27.01.2016 | UK Comedy

Madness has descended upon Twitter today as people try to decipher the burning question on the front page of Wednesday's Daily Mail. The social m...

#AsAChildIUsedToThink Is Full Of Embarrassing Stories About Youthful Ignorance

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 22.01.2016 | UK Comedy

Sometimes it takes something like a hashtag to remind us of days gone by, when we were all totally ignorant about the world and would believe anything...

This Twitter Account Will Match You With Your Doggy Doppelganger

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 21.01.2016 | UK Comedy

A new Twitter account is taking the social media platform by storm this week, simply because it promises to match you with a doggy doppelganger. @Y...

Everything That Happened At PMQs Today, Without The Shouting

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 20.01.2016 | UK Comedy

The PM predictably started fluffing himself with the unemployment figures: Back at #PMQs. PM makes point that unemployment is at lowest level in a ...

David Cameron Paid Tribute to David Bowie And Twitter Is Having None Of It

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 12.01.2016 | UK Comedy

It's been a sad day for music fans across the world as we lost David Bowie, one of the original pop stars. Even David Cameron claimed to be a fan o...

This Man Complained To Pret About A Sandwich And Ended Up Embroiled In A Three Hour Pun Battle

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 07.01.2016 | UK Comedy

We're no stranger to a good pun, but it looks like the team running Pret A Manger's Twitter account is a master of the art. When Twitter user @Dodd...

The Tensest PMQs Ever, Without All The Shouting

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 06.01.2016 | UK Comedy

Oh my. The first PMQs of 2016, and it's a very awkward one. The Labour Party was reeling from a three day ordeal in which Jeremy Corbyn relentlessly s...

Jeremy Corbyn's Shadow Cabinet Reshuffle Is Taking Ages So Let's Have Some Funny Tweets

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 05.01.2016 | UK Comedy

As we dredge our way towards the 48 hour mark, the fate of Jeremy Corbyn's shadow cabinet is still uncertain. Labour politicians are unaware as to whe...

Think You Had A Heavy Night? This Guy Woke Up In A Nursing Home

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 01.01.2016 | UK Comedy

If you think your New Year's Eve party was a little messy, wait until you read this. One heavy reveller went out to ring in 2016 then mysteriously ...

Star Wars Fans Are Trolling Each Other With #StarWarsSpoilers

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 15.12.2015 | UK Comedy

As the premiere of 'Star Wars: The Force Awakens' approaches, every die hard fan will be worried about the unforgivable - people carelessly brandishin...

#BritishAstronautProblems Serves To Warn Tim Peake Of The Hazards Of Space Flight

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 15.12.2015 | UK Comedy

With Tim Peake becoming the first ever British astronaut aboard the ISS, there's a few problems we haven't quite worked out yet. Is there tea in space...

Tweeters Take Aim At Donald Trump's Lies With #TrumpFacts

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 09.12.2015 | UK Comedy

Republican frontrunner Donald Trump recently made headlines when he claimed there were areas of London police were afraid of going due to radicalisati...

Christian Mother Asks The Internet What 'That Thing' In Her Son's Shower Is, Doesn't Like The Answer

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 27.11.2015 | UK Comedy

A staunch Christian mother has become an unwitting internet celebrity after asking her 117 followers to tell her what the thing she found in her son's...

People On Twitter Are Suggesting New John Lewis Christmas Songs

The Huffington Post UK | Ryan Barrell | Posted 06.11.2015 | UK Comedy

The John Lewis Christmas Advert has officially been released, and it wasn't long before people on Twitter jumped on the retail giant's trend of having...