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Adorable Video Of These Dogs Babysitting Totally Makes Nannies Redundant

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 17.09.2014 | UK Lifestyle

Proving, like Beethoven and Nanny from Peter Pan, that they can do the job just as well as a spotty teenager, dogs clearly make great babysitters. ...

Penis Pics And Back Scratching: Critical Advice For The Opposite Sex

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 17.09.2014 | UK Lifestyle

It's advice for the opposite sex, as Cosmo would have never written it. Reddit users jumped at the chance of answering the question posed to men a...

New to Stand-up Comedy? Here Are Six Beginner's Tips

Samantha Baines | Posted 16.09.2014 | UK Comedy
Samantha Baines

You are new, so no matter what your experience beforehand everyone will assume you are utterly crap at telling jokes to people. This can be frustrating when you are trying to assure everyone you are the UK's answer to Sarah Silverman with a bit of Lee Evans thrown in *cough*. The answer? Well, my answer, is to embrace it.

This Video Sums Up Why Telling A Woman To Smile Is The Most Annoying Thing On Earth

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 15.09.2014 | UK Lifestyle

As with periods, buying a bra and realising that you aren't going to get paid the same wage as your male colleagues, a landmark sign that you've hit w...

If People Communicated In Real Life How They Do On Email, It'd Look Like This

The Huffington Post UK | Natasha Hinde | Posted 11.09.2014 | UK Lifestyle

Imagine what would happen if email etiquette made its way into everyday life? It would be pretty hilarious, although probably quite frightening. Th...

Celebrity Nude Pictures - A Survival Guide

Dan Miles | Posted 10.09.2014 | UK Comedy
Dan Miles

to celebrate your love through the medium of photography, or perhaps, the making of amateur motion pictures. This is nothing to be ashamed of, and what happens in the privacy of your own home, or perhaps, workplace should remain private and confidential.

Should You Ever Get Matching Tattoos?

Effi Mai | Posted 28.08.2014 | UK Lifestyle
Effi Mai

Get something small like a symbol that means something to the both of you whether it's a word that you both like the sound of, a fish because you met at the aquarium, or very small and neatly drawn sex organs because you both like each other's very much.

Tips for Attending The Edinburgh Festival

Gina Lyons | Posted 20.08.2014 | UK Comedy
Gina Lyons

Sup. I am back from the Edinburgh Comedy Festival. (I am aware they do more than comedy, but frankly I have never seen a show there not starring a comedian so refuse to admit it, sorry dancers/ actors/ acrobats.)

Excerpts From the Diary of a Pretentious 10 Year Old

Chris Betts | Posted 18.08.2014 | UK Comedy
Chris Betts

I scraped my knee this afternoon playing Bolshevik Revolution with Tim. He shoved me from behind and when I cried foul he claimed that the divine right of kings empowered him to do so.

Suntan Transvestite

James Conmy | Posted 12.08.2014 | UK Comedy
James Conmy

Immediately I began to draw a fair amount of attention, I could see people sniggering, actually sniggering at me. I tried to act normal whilst flexing biceps and breathing in. People looked up from books and stared, a group of young girls looked at me then hid their mouths behind conspiring palms... "What the hell is wrong with these people? ... What's so damn funny?"

Mr Ross Doesn't Work For Free

Ross Semple | Posted 01.08.2014 | UK Comedy
Ross Semple

It wasn't until the end of the shift that one of the girls I was working with let it slip that I wouldn't be getting paid for my time. Yes, that is correct. Aside from a few pounds in tips, I wasn't getting compensated or my time. I might as well just have spent the evening engaging in my normal routine of obsessive cleaning and reality television.

Man Asks The Internet What It's Like To Be A Woman - The Results Are Hilarious

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 11.07.2014 | UK Lifestyle

What happens when you ask the universe what it's like to be a woman? That's what one Reddit male user Tailguy49 posted, with the question: "What advic...

A Beginner's Guide to Puns

Adam Benjamin | Posted 10.09.2014 | UK Comedy
Adam Benjamin

In my capacity as a stand-up, I don't do puns, but I imagine if I did, people would regularly be asking me how I come up with so many great ones. The truth is, punning is simple as long as you remember a few key steps. Here is my easy-to-follow guide.

London Buses Going 'Cash Free'? Stoopid Idea

Alexi Duggins | Posted 06.09.2014 | UK Lifestyle
Alexi Duggins

Yes TfL has started letting you bus it even if you have only one penny's worth of credit. And sure, if you're lucky enough to have a contactless debit card, you're probably fine. But let's face it: at some point, most of us are going to want to get a night bus, having run into negative Oyster balance. And then what, eh?

ITV, Please Hire Me

Ross Semple | Posted 03.09.2014 | UK Comedy
Ross Semple

I'm not picky about what kind of job I do. It is my dream to host the reunion show, but I am willing to take a lesser position until you can see what I am capable of. I could write the little sound bites for the opening credits.

Ten of the Funniest Women on Twitter

Ben Moore | Posted 21.07.2014 | UK Comedy
Ben Moore

If you ask Twitter for funny women, you'll get no shortage of answers. They're out there, so there is no excuse for your list excluding them like a social underclass. Without too much ado then, here they are. In alphabetical order, because I really only use the pretence of democracy as a filtering system, this isn't a popularity contest, here are 10 of the funniest women on Twitter...

On Cousins

Chris Betts | Posted 15.07.2014 | UK Comedy
Chris Betts

Cousins, from the French: Cushions, are people you know and don't know. Like the milkman and Kanye West. They are a collection of similar DNA placed at the interpersonal distance equivalent to the being across a well lily padded pond in that you recognize parts of them but their details are shaky and their odor is damp.

Ten Reasons Why I Wear Sunglasses at Night

Bwoywonder | Posted 14.07.2014 | UK Comedy
Bwoywonder

Why you wearing sunglasses in 'ere for"?.. "Oi mate! where's the sun?" I get asked these type of questions by randoms every time I've got my sunglasses on in a nightclub. So, for all those who want to know, Here are my 10 reasons for why I wear sunglasses at night.

A Tribute to Silent Films of the Past and the Things That Happened That Were to Do With Them

John Dredge | Posted 14.06.2014 | UK Comedy
John Dredge

In the following short film (or 'film short' for those of you), my comedic partner Andy King and I (almost named after a popular musical) present a warm tribute to this time of times. Pray silence then for 'King Dredge,' as we are called, and let us take you back to the olden days of yore. Possibly before yore, I'm not shore.

Ten Things Only Students Can Understand

Anna Pitts | Posted 01.06.2014 | UK Universities & Education
Anna Pitts

1. You can wake up at 5pm, and its fine- you may have wasted the day but you've still got the night. 2. The 'is it cold or is it damp?' game. Clean, warm dry clothes are the stuff of legends. 3. Mould is totally edible. You've even started to quite like the taste. It's also your permanent house guest.

Clowntroversy: Clowns 'Face Extinction' In The UK

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 29.03.2014 | UK

It's no laughing matter. Clown numbers are falling in the UK with numbers plummeting to the hundreds in recent years because the "cynical" public now ...

15 Reasons You Are Sooo 21st Century...

Samantha Baines | Posted 27.05.2014 | UK Comedy
Samantha Baines

Yes it's properly the 21st century! You've had almost 14 years to get used it now but have you fully embraced it? Take a look at the top 15 reasons you are soooo 21st century...

Planet Office

Sophia Parsons | Posted 20.05.2014 | UK Lifestyle
Sophia Parsons

For the past few months I have opened myself up to the world of the office environment, having never experienced this sort of bubble before (usually succumbing myself to either working with children or making coffee) I was apprehensive and intrigued about what I would learn from these new and unfamiliar surroundings.

How to Take a Good Author Photo

Gabrielle Leimon | Posted 11.05.2014 | UK Entertainment
Gabrielle Leimon

Your work is being published and you are over the moon. The work being published has been created so all the hard work is over, right? WRONG!

Let's Talk About Food, Baby

Sophia Parsons | Posted 29.04.2014 | UK Lifestyle
Sophia Parsons

The notion of food and eating is a complicated business, particularly for us females. It is probably one of the topics we discuss the most. A friend recently sent me an article that was depicting common girl thoughts and habits when it came to food. It made statements such as 'becoming emotional once you've finished your food',