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Man Asks The Internet What It's Like To Be A Woman - The Results Are Hilarious

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 11.07.2014 | UK Lifestyle

What happens when you ask the universe what it's like to be a woman? That's what one Reddit male user Tailguy49 posted, with the question: "What advic...

A Beginner's Guide to Puns

Adam Benjamin | Posted 11.07.2014 | UK Comedy
Adam Benjamin

In my capacity as a stand-up, I don't do puns, but I imagine if I did, people would regularly be asking me how I come up with so many great ones. The truth is, punning is simple as long as you remember a few key steps. Here is my easy-to-follow guide.

London Buses Going 'Cash Free'? Stoopid Idea

Alexi Duggins | Posted 07.07.2014 | UK Lifestyle
Alexi Duggins

Yes TfL has started letting you bus it even if you have only one penny's worth of credit. And sure, if you're lucky enough to have a contactless debit card, you're probably fine. But let's face it: at some point, most of us are going to want to get a night bus, having run into negative Oyster balance. And then what, eh?

ITV, Please Hire Me

Ross Semple | Posted 07.07.2014 | UK Comedy
Ross Semple

I'm not picky about what kind of job I do. It is my dream to host the reunion show, but I am willing to take a lesser position until you can see what I am capable of. I could write the little sound bites for the opening credits.

Ten of the Funniest Women on Twitter

Ben Moore | Posted 21.07.2014 | UK Comedy
Ben Moore

If you ask Twitter for funny women, you'll get no shortage of answers. They're out there, so there is no excuse for your list excluding them like a social underclass. Without too much ado then, here they are. In alphabetical order, because I really only use the pretence of democracy as a filtering system, this isn't a popularity contest, here are 10 of the funniest women on Twitter...

On Cousins

Chris Betts | Posted 15.07.2014 | UK Comedy
Chris Betts

Cousins, from the French: Cushions, are people you know and don't know. Like the milkman and Kanye West. They are a collection of similar DNA placed at the interpersonal distance equivalent to the being across a well lily padded pond in that you recognize parts of them but their details are shaky and their odor is damp.

Ten Reasons Why I Wear Sunglasses at Night

Bwoywonder | Posted 14.07.2014 | UK Comedy
Bwoywonder

Why you wearing sunglasses in 'ere for"?.. "Oi mate! where's the sun?" I get asked these type of questions by randoms every time I've got my sunglasses on in a nightclub. So, for all those who want to know, Here are my 10 reasons for why I wear sunglasses at night.

A Tribute to Silent Films of the Past and the Things That Happened That Were to Do With Them

John Dredge | Posted 14.06.2014 | UK Comedy
John Dredge

In the following short film (or 'film short' for those of you), my comedic partner Andy King and I (almost named after a popular musical) present a warm tribute to this time of times. Pray silence then for 'King Dredge,' as we are called, and let us take you back to the olden days of yore. Possibly before yore, I'm not shore.

Ten Things Only Students Can Understand

Anna Pitts | Posted 01.06.2014 | UK Universities & Education
Anna Pitts

1. You can wake up at 5pm, and its fine- you may have wasted the day but you've still got the night. 2. The 'is it cold or is it damp?' game. Clean, warm dry clothes are the stuff of legends. 3. Mould is totally edible. You've even started to quite like the taste. It's also your permanent house guest.

Clowntroversy: Clowns 'Face Extinction' In The UK

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 29.03.2014 | UK

It's no laughing matter. Clown numbers are falling in the UK with numbers plummeting to the hundreds in recent years because the "cynical" public now ...

15 Reasons You Are Sooo 21st Century...

Samantha Baines | Posted 27.05.2014 | UK Comedy
Samantha Baines

Yes it's properly the 21st century! You've had almost 14 years to get used it now but have you fully embraced it? Take a look at the top 15 reasons you are soooo 21st century...

Planet Office

Sophia Parsons | Posted 20.05.2014 | UK Lifestyle
Sophia Parsons

For the past few months I have opened myself up to the world of the office environment, having never experienced this sort of bubble before (usually succumbing myself to either working with children or making coffee) I was apprehensive and intrigued about what I would learn from these new and unfamiliar surroundings.

How to Take a Good Author Photo

Gabrielle Leimon | Posted 11.05.2014 | UK Entertainment
Gabrielle Leimon

Your work is being published and you are over the moon. The work being published has been created so all the hard work is over, right? WRONG!

Let's Talk About Food, Baby

Sophia Parsons | Posted 29.04.2014 | UK Lifestyle
Sophia Parsons

The notion of food and eating is a complicated business, particularly for us females. It is probably one of the topics we discuss the most. A friend recently sent me an article that was depicting common girl thoughts and habits when it came to food. It made statements such as 'becoming emotional once you've finished your food',

Everyone's a Winner

Paul Bassett Davies | Posted 16.04.2014 | UK Comedy
Paul Bassett Davies

Our growing insistence on giving each other prizes is creating a culture that's beginning to seem like Sports Day at a progressive kindergarten, where no child goes home empty-handed, even if they fell over before their race began.

Realiversity

Sophia Parsons | Posted 13.04.2014 | UK Universities & Education
Sophia Parsons

Last night after I got in from work I made my dinner, spoke to my flatmates, watched a BBC iPlayer and went to bed. Tonight I'll get in from work, make my dinner, speak to my flatmates, watch BBC iPlayer and go to bed. Tomorrow I'll more than likely get in from work, make my dinner, speak to my flatmates, watch BBC iPlayer, and then (shock horror) go to bed.

Why Your Children Won't Go to Bed

Trevor Holland | Posted 10.04.2014 | UK Comedy
Trevor Holland

I know many parents and one of their most common complaints is that they struggle to get their children to go to bed. Apparently, it's a constant power struggle, in which the parent is rarely the victor.

Accidents - Exotic Stephen

Trevor Holland | Posted 03.04.2014 | UK Comedy
Trevor Holland

Let it not be said that I ever misinterpret situations. I recently had a wonderful and frightening telephone conversation with Exotic Stephen, who is the coolest man on Earth. However, he also harbours a terrifying obsession with accidents.

Five Urban Dictionary Definitions That You Totally Need to Know

Craig Crossland | Posted 23.03.2014 | UK Comedy
Craig Crossland

Urban Dictionary, a web-based dictionary that contains more than seven million definitions as of 2 March 2013, is the site to turn to when expanding your vocabulary when the Oxford Dictionary is rendered useless.

50 Things Only Students Will Understand

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK Universities & Education

There are a lot of things students do that the wider world simply can’t understand. Apparently going out at least four times a week isn’t really n...

Six Reasons Why Women Should Stop Faking Orgasms

Sofie Hagen | Posted 14.03.2014 | UK Comedy
Sofie Hagen

Let's face it, faking orgasms during an act of consensual sex is so 1955. It is possibly one of the worst things us women can do to each other. It needs to stop and it needs to stop now. Why, you ask? Well, here are six reasons...

Drunk Woman Caught Having Sex In Car Park Tries To Wear Cheeseburger As Shoe

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK

We've all been there, that horrifying moment after a night out and you suddenly get a flashback to an incident that leaves you shuddering with humilia...

Stand Up To Sexism Gala

Tiff Stevenson | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK Comedy
Tiff Stevenson

Here is a little speech I did at the Everyday Day Sexism Gala about this time last year. I promise there was laughter for 30 mins beforehand. I have ...

Radio 1 Is Chris Morris' Biggest Joke Ever

Gareth Ellis | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK Comedy
Gareth Ellis

The genius behind this massive endeavour is Chris Morris, who orchestrated it all from his lavish secret office under BBC Broadcasting House.

Best GIFs Of The Week From The Huffington Post UK Picture Desk

The Huffington Post UK | Elliot Wagland, Matthew Tucker and Tahira Mirza | Posted 03.11.2013 | UK

The best GIFS of the week from the last seven days includes previously unseen Star Wars bloopers, an adorable crying baby that will melt your heart, T...