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Everyone's a Winner

Paul Bassett Davies | Posted 16.04.2014 | UK Comedy
Paul Bassett Davies

Our growing insistence on giving each other prizes is creating a culture that's beginning to seem like Sports Day at a progressive kindergarten, where no child goes home empty-handed, even if they fell over before their race began.

Realiversity

Sophia Parsons | Posted 13.04.2014 | UK Universities & Education
Sophia Parsons

Last night after I got in from work I made my dinner, spoke to my flatmates, watched a BBC iPlayer and went to bed. Tonight I'll get in from work, make my dinner, speak to my flatmates, watch BBC iPlayer and go to bed. Tomorrow I'll more than likely get in from work, make my dinner, speak to my flatmates, watch BBC iPlayer, and then (shock horror) go to bed.

Why Your Children Won't Go to Bed

Trevor Holland | Posted 10.04.2014 | UK Comedy
Trevor Holland

I know many parents and one of their most common complaints is that they struggle to get their children to go to bed. Apparently, it's a constant power struggle, in which the parent is rarely the victor.

Accidents - Exotic Stephen

Trevor Holland | Posted 03.04.2014 | UK Comedy
Trevor Holland

Let it not be said that I ever misinterpret situations. I recently had a wonderful and frightening telephone conversation with Exotic Stephen, who is the coolest man on Earth. However, he also harbours a terrifying obsession with accidents.

Five Urban Dictionary Definitions That You Totally Need to Know

Craig Crossland | Posted 23.03.2014 | UK Comedy
Craig Crossland

Urban Dictionary, a web-based dictionary that contains more than seven million definitions as of 2 March 2013, is the site to turn to when expanding your vocabulary when the Oxford Dictionary is rendered useless.

50 Things Only Students Will Understand

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK Universities & Education

There are a lot of things students do that the wider world simply can’t understand. Apparently going out at least four times a week isn’t really n...

Six Reasons Why Women Should Stop Faking Orgasms

Sofie Hagen | Posted 14.03.2014 | UK Comedy
Sofie Hagen

Let's face it, faking orgasms during an act of consensual sex is so 1955. It is possibly one of the worst things us women can do to each other. It needs to stop and it needs to stop now. Why, you ask? Well, here are six reasons...

Drunk Woman Caught Having Sex In Car Park Tries To Wear Cheeseburger As Shoe

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK

We've all been there, that horrifying moment after a night out and you suddenly get a flashback to an incident that leaves you shuddering with humilia...

Stand Up To Sexism Gala

Tiff Stevenson | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK Comedy
Tiff Stevenson

Here is a little speech I did at the Everyday Day Sexism Gala about this time last year. I promise there was laughter for 30 mins beforehand. I have ...

Radio 1 Is Chris Morris' Biggest Joke Ever

Gareth Ellis | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK Comedy
Gareth Ellis

The genius behind this massive endeavour is Chris Morris, who orchestrated it all from his lavish secret office under BBC Broadcasting House.

Best GIFs Of The Week From The Huffington Post UK Picture Desk

The Huffington Post UK | Elliot Wagland, Matthew Tucker and Tahira Mirza | Posted 03.11.2013 | UK

The best GIFS of the week from the last seven days includes previously unseen Star Wars bloopers, an adorable crying baby that will melt your heart, T...

WATCH: Top 10 Halloween Pranks

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 31.10.2013 | UK

Want to put your friends and loved ones in hospital by making them go into cardiac arrest? Then here's the way to go about it. In honour of Hallowe...

PICTURES: What Happens At Private School.. Goes On Snapchat

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 29.10.2013 | UK Universities & Education

Because one Apple product isn't enough: (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d...

Seven Irritating Passive Aggressive Housemate Notes

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 29.10.2013 | UK Universities & Education

It's time to start deciding who you're going to live with next year. Yes, it's ages away and you may still not be sure whether Neil next door is ok or...

Flying Frankfurts and General Douchebaggery at Kids Parties

Bytestories | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK Comedy
Bytestories

There's something wonderful about children's parties. Kids are remarkably social animals and I enjoy watching them interact. I like to try and work out the little cliques that develop and determine which kid is the glue-eating misfit who was only invited because his mother does yoga with the host.

Worried About Having A Chilly Chicken?

The Huffington Post UK | Charlotte Meredith | Posted 26.12.2013 | UK

First we brought you 'Chooky Wook', the visually-impaired and aquatically-incompetent chicken, then we discovered High-Vis chicken bibs, the greatest ...

Best GIFs Of The Week Created By Our Picture Desk

The Huffington Post UK | Elliot Wagland, Matthew Tucker and Tahira Mirza | Posted 25.10.2013 | UK

The best GIFS of the week from the last seven days includes a jaw-dropping Doctor Who trailer featuring all 11 Timelords, a crocodile taking a walk in...

Students Asked To Stop Masturbating With Henry Hoovers

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 25.10.2013 | UK Universities & Education

UPDATE: It's a fake. Darn. Students from Bournemouth University were sent an indignant letter demanding they stop engaging in "personal" activitie...

This May Just Be The Best Pet Accessory Ever

The Huffington Post UK | Charlotte Meredith | Posted 20.12.2013 | UK

Worried about your chickens now that the cold, dark nights are drawing in? Don't panic, because the High-Vis Chicken Jacket has arrived. Available ...

Are These The World's Worst Robbers?

The Huffington Post UK/PA | Posted 19.10.2013 | UK

There are some new contenders for the world's most stupid criminals. A gang of violent armed robbers were caught out... by a rather fetching pair of c...

LOOK: University Professor Rips Off Shirt, Superman Style

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 18.10.2013 | UK Universities & Education

What happened when one exasperated professor reached the end of his tether with his students? The t-shirt says it all. No, it really does. V...

10 Things That You All Hate (Funny Google Autosuggestions)

Craig Crossland | Posted 14.12.2013 | UK Comedy
Craig Crossland

Basically, Google tries to guess what you may be searching for by autocompleting your query. They do this by using data from previously searched queries by other people. Below we have compiled 10 funny things that people hate so much they have turned to Google.

GRAB A KEBAB

The Huffington Post UK | Charlotte Meredith | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK

Firefighters are advising people to "treat themselves to a takeaway" to avert cooking disasters while they are on strike this weekend. Essex County...

37-Stone Man Forced To Buy Two Plane Tickets... Rows Apart

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 15.12.2013 | UK

A 37-stone man forced to buy two plane tickets due to his size faced a predicament when it was discovered the airline had given him seats either side ...

Top 20 Translation Fails

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 15.12.2013 | UK

As Fukushima Industries Corp's revealed its terrible new mascot, aptly named 'Fukuppy', we investigated other instances of things getting seriously lo...