What a Nightmare

Jessica Fostekew | Posted 24.07.2013 | UK Comedy
Jessica Fostekew

Literally. I am a stand up comedian with a recurring anxiety-dream which I don't think I'll have again, because on Saturday it came true.

14 Funny Graduation Memes

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 18.07.2013 | UK Universities & Education

Graduation is a time when you're allowed to be full of self-importance. But, if you deign to step down from your pedestal of power for just a moment, ...

How to be Left the Fuck Alone by Small Children

Kirsty Smith | Posted 09.09.2013 | UK Comedy
Kirsty Smith

Are you one of those people who tuts loudly when small children ruin your peaceful coffee break? Well I am (supposedly) in charge of those small children. And when you tut it just makes matters worse (for you, not me, my coffee break was already ruined).

American Students Sign Petition To End Women's Suffrage In Embarrassing Prank

The Huffington Post UK | Fionn Shiner | Posted 10.07.2013 | UK Universities & Education

A prank in America, asking females to sign a petition ending female suffrage, has managed to rope in an unfortunately large number of unwitting women....

Massive Novelty Buttocks

James Conmy | Posted 25.08.2013 | UK Comedy
James Conmy

Second only to bubblewrap, puddles have a strange hold over children, my two-year-old daughter is no exception: she is literally incapable of walking past one without jumping into it's centre and going all Flashdance.

Things You Simply MUST Do Before Moving Home

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 25.06.2013 | UK Universities & Education

Moving home time is here (gulp), so it's time to momentarily stifle the fear of curfews, chores and inescapable boredom and do a few last crazy things...

The Mummy Factor

Amanda Prowse | Posted 20.08.2013 | UK Lifestyle
Amanda Prowse

I sometimes feel like I am in a competition that no one told me I was entering. No one told me, being a mummy was like starting a race, but I'm here to tell you my friends, it is. As soon as that little windows blinks positive - you are on the starting blocks!

'As I Was Slathering Myself In Mayonnaise...'

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 18.06.2013 | UK Universities & Education

We all love a good eavesdropping, and, to our immense pleasure, one clever person came up with the idea of creating a Facebook page to record all the ...

What Photoshop Would Look Like In Real Life

The Huffington Post UK | Poorna Bell | Posted 17.06.2013 | UK Lifestyle

We're not big fans of photoshop here on HuffPost UK Lifestyle, especially when it's used to distort body image and sends a bad message (we say, waggli...

WATCH: Phil Taggart's Belfast Part 2

Posted 03.06.2013 | UK Lifestyle

Radio One DJ, Phil Taggart accompanied the Huffington Post on an action packed weekend to Belfast. Click on the video below to see what Phil got up to...

Women Aren't Funny... They're Hilarious

Ed O'Meara | Posted 21.07.2013 | UK Comedy
Ed O'Meara

Some people may dread that women will come on and talk about periods. I don't. I dread that the next 20 something white middle class male will come on and do some inadvisable and ill-conceived material on rape or pedophilia or something being LITERALLY the funniest thing that ever happened, when it LITERALLY is not.

LOOK: 15 Terrible St George's Fancy Dress Costumes

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 22.04.2013 | UK Universities & Education

St George's Day is traditionally celebrated in the pub, with punters dressed in a plethora of England flags, decked in red wigs or donning chain mail ...

The Perils of the London Bus Commute

Danielle Warren | Posted 16.06.2013 | UK Lifestyle
Danielle Warren

Getting on a bus in Doncaster was always painful, but that was largely due to the fourteen year olds shouting from the back seat of the bus and scaring me to ever venture past the seats for the elderly or disabled. There are much bigger worries for the London bus traveller...

Club Farting, Street Pooing And Lecture Boredom

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 02.04.2013 | UK Universities & Education

Students across the UK have sunk to new lows in this week's confessions roundup: pooing in the street and watching porn in lectures, with even the dre...

Kathleen Is a Fat-Calfed WHORE

Nicky Clark | Posted 27.05.2013 | UK Comedy
Nicky Clark

Piers my one true love, my Lord of Loveland, my bastion of succour, my dream boat of the Cuddling Line, has been bedazzled and enchanted by the whore of Babylon. His assistant, Kathleen.

Students According To The Gospel Of Google

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 25.03.2013 | UK Universities & Education

Students are annoying, lazy and poor, says the gospel according to Google, while language students are nearing extinction and medical students are arr...

Seen On Campus

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 18.03.2013 | UK Universities & Education

This week's student confessions round-up is a glorious mash-up of embarrassing texts, hashtag bloopers and salacious sex toy orders. Ranging from p...

PICS: Meet Dave, The Weetabix-Loving Squirrel

The Huffington Post UK | Tahira Mirza | Posted 18.03.2013 | UK Comedy

Meet Dave: the Weetabix-loving squirrel who makes a daily visit to pick up some morning wholegrain goodness. Stephen Heath from North London ma...

Wannabe Comedians? If You're Planning to Go to Edinburgh...

Dave Cohen | Posted 13.05.2013 | UK Comedy
Dave Cohen

If you're starting out in comedy as a writer or performer, and you've never been to the Edinburgh Fringe, I have one piece of advice. It's the only piece of advice I can guarantee is absolutely correct, and it's the one piece you'll ignore, which is this: Forget Edinburgh.

I Want to Be an Unpaid Google Spy - They Just Need to Get the Design Right

Michael Spicer | Posted 13.05.2013 | UK Comedy
Michael Spicer

I remember being overwhelmed with jealousy when I discovered Google's Streetview cars were collecting wifi data. I wanted to be in that car. I wanted to be that car, absorbing passwords and social profiles and browser histories like a glorious, four-wheeled, authoritarian digi-sponge.

Milton Keynes Is as Mad as Hell and It's Not Going to Take It Any More

Nick Abbot | Posted 12.05.2013 | UK Comedy
Nick Abbot

The thing about Milton Keynes is that it is not quite enough like Singapore. Literally no-one has thought this before. It is an entirely original sentence. You read it here first. It is, however, not my thought.

Exclusive Interview With Podcaster Extraordinaire John Dredge: 'Make Sure Your Podcast Includes Deer!'

Howard Gorman | Posted 29.04.2013 | UK Comedy
Howard Gorman

With the second series of the show having sadly reached it's climax Mr. Dredge is hard at work in his grotto having already unleashed what he calls his 'bonkers audiobook for kids' and the rumour mill will have it that he's already slaving away with his trusty sidekicks preparing for round 3 of the series.

'I'm So Poor I Shampooed My Hair With Fabric Conditioner'

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 21.02.2013 | UK Universities & Education

The student confessions this week are a little thin on the ground. But never fear, what they lack in quantity they make up for in quality. From sha...

How to Write and Direct a Comedy Sketch for Free in 17 Easy Steps

Keith Ryan | Posted 22.04.2013 | UK Comedy
Keith Ryan

After you do something like writing and directing a sketch, you feel compelled to help others who might want to achieve their own dream of writing and directing a sketch. So you do what comes naturally: explain How You Did It, in 17 easy steps.

Valentine's Day Recipe: Heart-Shaped Horse Pie

Andrew Doyle | Posted 15.04.2013 | UK Comedy
Andrew Doyle

Thanks to our friends at Findus, horsemeat is now more popular than ever. What better way to say "I love you" than to cook this delicious heart-shaped meaty treat for that special someone in your life?