Students Asked To Stop Masturbating With Henry Hoovers

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 25.10.2013 | UK Universities & Education

UPDATE: It's a fake. Darn. Students from Bournemouth University were sent an indignant letter demanding they stop engaging in "personal" activitie...

This May Just Be The Best Pet Accessory Ever

The Huffington Post UK | Charlotte Meredith | Posted 20.12.2013 | UK

Worried about your chickens now that the cold, dark nights are drawing in? Don't panic, because the High-Vis Chicken Jacket has arrived. Available ...

Are These The World's Worst Robbers?

The Huffington Post UK/PA | Posted 19.10.2013 | UK

There are some new contenders for the world's most stupid criminals. A gang of violent armed robbers were caught out... by a rather fetching pair of c...

LOOK: University Professor Rips Off Shirt, Superman Style

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 18.10.2013 | UK Universities & Education

What happened when one exasperated professor reached the end of his tether with his students? The t-shirt says it all. No, it really does. V...

10 Things That You All Hate (Funny Google Autosuggestions)

Craig Crossland | Posted 14.12.2013 | UK Comedy
Craig Crossland

Basically, Google tries to guess what you may be searching for by autocompleting your query. They do this by using data from previously searched queries by other people. Below we have compiled 10 funny things that people hate so much they have turned to Google.


The Huffington Post UK | Charlotte Meredith | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK

Firefighters are advising people to "treat themselves to a takeaway" to avert cooking disasters while they are on strike this weekend. Essex County...

37-Stone Man Forced To Buy Two Plane Tickets... Rows Apart

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 15.12.2013 | UK

A 37-stone man forced to buy two plane tickets due to his size faced a predicament when it was discovered the airline had given him seats either side ...

Top 20 Translation Fails

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 15.12.2013 | UK

As Fukushima Industries Corp's revealed its terrible new mascot, aptly named 'Fukuppy', we investigated other instances of things getting seriously lo...

Very Unfortunate Branding Choice Gets Lost In Translation

The Huffington Post UK | Charlotte Meredith | Posted 15.10.2013 | UK

What's the best way to disassociate your company from a catastrophic nuclear disaster? Why, with an egg with wings and red feet, of course. READ MO...

Best GIFs Of The Week Created By Our Picture Desk

The Huffington Post UK | Elliot Wagland, Matthew Tucker and Tahira Mirza | Posted 12.10.2013 | UK

The best GIFS of the week from the last seven days includes a special appearance from the Cookie Monster on Newsnight, a freakish 'cat' robot and Riha...

News Punch: New York Pumpkin Theft / Geldof Says The World Is Ending

Marc Paterson | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK Comedy
Marc Paterson

October, millions of us are trying to quit smoking, Peter Higgs has won the Nobel Prize for Physics and Halloween is just around the corner, as are th...

Branston Pickle Disaster Near Cheddar

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 04.12.2013 | UK

It's an unfortunate accident that cheesy headline writers are relishing with glee. A collision nearly created the world’s biggest ploughman’s l...

Best GIFs Of The Week Created By Our Picture Desk

The Huffington Post | Elliot Wagland, Matthew Tucker and Tahira Mirza | Posted 07.10.2013 | UK

The best GIFs from the last seven days feature a twerking Rihanna, the epic dustcart fail, a hungry horse and a writhing Kelly Brook. So we have co...

Parish Problems: Drawing Pin Shortage Sparks Council Complaint

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 02.10.2013 | UK

There are deep troubles brewing in the English countryside. An unhappy resident has issued a complaint to her parish council that there are not eno...

'Did You Just Fart? Because You Blew Me Away'

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 17.11.2013 | UK Universities & Education

Do cheesy chat up lines actually work? It's a time-old question which a couple of guys set about trying to answer one sunny day on campus. What's t...


The Huffington Post UK | Charlotte Meredith | Posted 12.09.2013 | UK

A man known as 'Hotcock' has been banned from going outdoors on weekend evenings after engaging in a little four-by-four foreplay. Daniel Cooper, 2...

WATCH: Mario Kart Race Interrupts Lecture

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 13.09.2013 | UK Universities & Education

As far as pranks go, the more people involved the better. So when a group of male students decided to don cardboard boxes, wigs and Mario Kart gear an...

Penis Plastic Surgery: Italian Stallions Behind Growth

The Huffington Post UK | Charlotte Meredith | Posted 29.08.2013 | UK

Italian men want bigger penises according to a top plastic surgeon. They might be known as Italian stallions, but new data on cosmetic surgery sugg...

The Banes of My Existence: Limp Handshakes

Sammy Sultan | Posted 18.10.2013 | UK Comedy
Sammy Sultan

Over the next few months, I hope to serialize what I dub, The Banes of My Existence with the Huffington Post. Essentially, this being a collection of ...

Life in the Arts Lane - Week 36 - August Workers

Thomas Woodham Smith | Posted 12.10.2013 | UK Entertainment
Thomas Woodham Smith

There is a strange unnerving sense of inertia in the air. Everyone seems to be anticipating a holiday or is away on one. Those that remain at work app...

About Time, at Somerset House

Janet Awe | Posted 08.10.2013 | UK Entertainment
Janet Awe

Somerset House's (SH) Film 4 season got off to a flying start last night (Thursday, 8 August). Over the years, they've always managed to snag at least...

No, I Will Not Attend Your E-Funeral

Katie Found | Posted 09.10.2013 | UK Tech
Katie Found

In the midst of my Google investigation, I called my mum and told her that if I happen to die before her, she is not to allow my funeral to be live-streamed. Live-tweeted, maybe, but definitely not live-streamed

SO Over This Heatwave!

Chanel de Yong | Posted 04.10.2013 | UK Lifestyle
Chanel de Yong

Are you lying in bed completely naked in the starfish position with you're windows wide open and you're still hot? Have you got your first 'sula' (sweaty upper lip ALERT)? And, is your bag filled with four different water bottles? This British heat wave has definitely caused a dangerous behaviour pattern evident amongst all of us Brits and this bloody heat is the cause of it!

WATCH: Teacher's Prank On Students Fails Miserably

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 05.08.2013 | UK Universities & Education

It's tough being a teacher. But even tougher when you try to be really funny and play a prank on your students.. and it goes down like a lead balloon....

London - Just One Big Dysfunctional Family?

Josh Zitser | Posted 01.10.2013 | UK Lifestyle
Josh Zitser

What events like the Royal Wedding, the London Olympics and Wimbledon show are that, deep down, we are in fact amongst that most genuine and charming people out there. Give us a bottle of Pimms and we'll stumble and knock over our metaphorical walls. Give us a bit of sun as a remedy to our coldness, and our solar-powered souls are reinvigorated.