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Phwoar-By-Phwoar

The Huffington Post UK | Charlotte Meredith | Posted 12.09.2013 | UK

A man known as 'Hotcock' has been banned from going outdoors on weekend evenings after engaging in a little four-by-four foreplay. Daniel Cooper, 2...

WATCH: Mario Kart Race Interrupts Lecture

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 13.09.2013 | UK Universities & Education

As far as pranks go, the more people involved the better. So when a group of male students decided to don cardboard boxes, wigs and Mario Kart gear an...

Penis Plastic Surgery: Italian Stallions Behind Growth

The Huffington Post UK | Charlotte Meredith | Posted 29.08.2013 | UK

Italian men want bigger penises according to a top plastic surgeon. They might be known as Italian stallions, but new data on cosmetic surgery sugg...

The Banes of My Existence: Limp Handshakes

Sammy Sultan | Posted 18.10.2013 | UK Comedy
Sammy Sultan

Over the next few months, I hope to serialize what I dub, The Banes of My Existence with the Huffington Post. Essentially, this being a collection of ...

Life in the Arts Lane - Week 36 - August Workers

Thomas Woodham Smith | Posted 12.10.2013 | UK Entertainment
Thomas Woodham Smith

There is a strange unnerving sense of inertia in the air. Everyone seems to be anticipating a holiday or is away on one. Those that remain at work app...

About Time, at Somerset House

Janet Awe | Posted 08.10.2013 | UK Entertainment
Janet Awe

Somerset House's (SH) Film 4 season got off to a flying start last night (Thursday, 8 August). Over the years, they've always managed to snag at least...

No, I Will Not Attend Your E-Funeral

Katie Found | Posted 09.10.2013 | UK Tech
Katie Found

In the midst of my Google investigation, I called my mum and told her that if I happen to die before her, she is not to allow my funeral to be live-streamed. Live-tweeted, maybe, but definitely not live-streamed

SO Over This Heatwave!

Chanel de Yong | Posted 04.10.2013 | UK Lifestyle
Chanel de Yong

Are you lying in bed completely naked in the starfish position with you're windows wide open and you're still hot? Have you got your first 'sula' (sweaty upper lip ALERT)? And, is your bag filled with four different water bottles? This British heat wave has definitely caused a dangerous behaviour pattern evident amongst all of us Brits and this bloody heat is the cause of it!

WATCH: Teacher's Prank On Students Fails Miserably

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 05.08.2013 | UK Universities & Education

It's tough being a teacher. But even tougher when you try to be really funny and play a prank on your students.. and it goes down like a lead balloon....

London - Just One Big Dysfunctional Family?

Josh Zitser | Posted 01.10.2013 | UK Lifestyle
Josh Zitser

What events like the Royal Wedding, the London Olympics and Wimbledon show are that, deep down, we are in fact amongst that most genuine and charming people out there. Give us a bottle of Pimms and we'll stumble and knock over our metaphorical walls. Give us a bit of sun as a remedy to our coldness, and our solar-powered souls are reinvigorated.

The True Story of When I Lived With A Ghost in North London

Sofie Hagen | Posted 27.09.2013 | UK Comedy
Sofie Hagen

I started trembling. I buried my face in my hands, refusing to look. Slowly, the scent became stronger. And stronger. Then it was right there. Right under my nose. I felt my eyes tearing up. I have never been that scared in my entire life.

What a Nightmare

Jessica Fostekew | Posted 24.07.2013 | UK Comedy
Jessica Fostekew

Literally. I am a stand up comedian with a recurring anxiety-dream which I don't think I'll have again, because on Saturday it came true.

14 Funny Graduation Memes

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 18.07.2013 | UK Universities & Education

Graduation is a time when you're allowed to be full of self-importance. But, if you deign to step down from your pedestal of power for just a moment, ...

How to be Left the Fuck Alone by Small Children

Kirsty Smith | Posted 09.09.2013 | UK Comedy
Kirsty Smith

Are you one of those people who tuts loudly when small children ruin your peaceful coffee break? Well I am (supposedly) in charge of those small children. And when you tut it just makes matters worse (for you, not me, my coffee break was already ruined).

American Students Sign Petition To End Women's Suffrage In Embarrassing Prank

The Huffington Post UK | Fionn Shiner | Posted 10.07.2013 | UK Universities & Education

A prank in America, asking females to sign a petition ending female suffrage, has managed to rope in an unfortunately large number of unwitting women....

Massive Novelty Buttocks

James Conmy | Posted 25.08.2013 | UK Comedy
James Conmy

Second only to bubblewrap, puddles have a strange hold over children, my two-year-old daughter is no exception: she is literally incapable of walking past one without jumping into it's centre and going all Flashdance.

Things You Simply MUST Do Before Moving Home

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 25.06.2013 | UK Universities & Education

Moving home time is here (gulp), so it's time to momentarily stifle the fear of curfews, chores and inescapable boredom and do a few last crazy things...

The Mummy Factor

Amanda Prowse | Posted 20.08.2013 | UK Lifestyle
Amanda Prowse

I sometimes feel like I am in a competition that no one told me I was entering. No one told me, being a mummy was like starting a race, but I'm here to tell you my friends, it is. As soon as that little windows blinks positive - you are on the starting blocks!

'As I Was Slathering Myself In Mayonnaise...'

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 18.06.2013 | UK Universities & Education

We all love a good eavesdropping, and, to our immense pleasure, one clever person came up with the idea of creating a Facebook page to record all the ...

What Photoshop Would Look Like In Real Life

The Huffington Post UK | Poorna Bell | Posted 17.06.2013 | UK Lifestyle

We're not big fans of photoshop here on HuffPost UK Lifestyle, especially when it's used to distort body image and sends a bad message (we say, waggli...

WATCH: Phil Taggart's Belfast Part 2

Posted 03.06.2013 | UK Lifestyle

Radio One DJ, Phil Taggart accompanied the Huffington Post on an action packed weekend to Belfast. Click on the video below to see what Phil got up to...

Women Aren't Funny... They're Hilarious

Ed O'Meara | Posted 21.07.2013 | UK Comedy
Ed O'Meara

Some people may dread that women will come on and talk about periods. I don't. I dread that the next 20 something white middle class male will come on and do some inadvisable and ill-conceived material on rape or pedophilia or something being LITERALLY the funniest thing that ever happened, when it LITERALLY is not.

LOOK: 15 Terrible St George's Fancy Dress Costumes

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 22.04.2013 | UK Universities & Education

St George's Day is traditionally celebrated in the pub, with punters dressed in a plethora of England flags, decked in red wigs or donning chain mail ...

The Perils of the London Bus Commute

Danielle Warren | Posted 16.06.2013 | UK Lifestyle
Danielle Warren

Getting on a bus in Doncaster was always painful, but that was largely due to the fourteen year olds shouting from the back seat of the bus and scaring me to ever venture past the seats for the elderly or disabled. There are much bigger worries for the London bus traveller...

Club Farting, Street Pooing And Lecture Boredom

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 02.04.2013 | UK Universities & Education

Students across the UK have sunk to new lows in this week's confessions roundup: pooing in the street and watching porn in lectures, with even the dre...