Getting Dumped

A Bittersweet Date With the Guy Who Dared Me to Say It Was Over

The Guyliner | Posted 18.01.2013 | UK Lifestyle
The Guyliner

We have slept together only twice, the last time such an amazing display of sexual incompatibility it should have been sketched for a textbook on how not to do it. I was left with merely an aching arm and a throb I had to alleviate alone.