Getting Dumped

Just Been Dumped in January? Me Too! - But 10 Reasons Why It Doesn't Have to Be a Bad Thing

Jody Thompson | Posted 16.03.2014 | UK Lifestyle
Jody Thompson

Happy New Year is it? My arse! It's only a fortnight into 2014, and I've just been dumped, like countless thousands of other people in January. I've become another statistic - another soul cast adrift on a winter wreck of broken hearts, created by the likes of Divorce Day, Blue Monday, and oh heck, just because it's THAT time of year.

Rejection for Beginners and Improvers

Ed O'Meara | Posted 19.11.2013 | UK Comedy
Ed O'Meara

I knew that the only reason I was thinking about her is that I'd been canned. If I'd decided to stop seeing her, she could be having a fivesome with The Wiggles and I'd be blithely indifferent.

A Bittersweet Date With the Guy Who Dared Me to Say It Was Over

The Guyliner | Posted 18.01.2013 | UK Lifestyle
The Guyliner

We have slept together only twice, the last time such an amazing display of sexual incompatibility it should have been sketched for a textbook on how not to do it. I was left with merely an aching arm and a throb I had to alleviate alone.