Right then. I'm on my way to this bloody Scotland thing AGAIN. Hopefully there'll be nobody from the comedy circuit that I find awkward on my train, because I am not in the mood for making small talk.
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"You did what?" I said, gawping at newly single GBF (Gay Best Friend) as he recounted his Friday night activities.
So you've done the easy bit. You've arranged the date, spruced yourself up, shown up on time and, with a bit of luck, you're in the right place. Now all you have to do is fill the next three or four hours or so...
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