I had been on tour eating take-away food and five cans of lager a night and was weighing in at 14 stone. I'm 5' 9" so I can't carry that amount of timber, I had a pot belly and I hated it, but not only was I in the worst shape of my life but I was also about to start the most physically demanding prime-time show on British telly.
Richard, a singer-songwriter, introduces a song about how he's not a player. Bloody hell, Richard! You'll never get a club hit if you don't brag about how much of a player you are! Sigh. The song, Put My Hands Up, is so popular that it already has a karaoke track. This guy has had his girlfriend leave him and now he's been made a tit out of on reality TV.