UK Masturbation

Guy Accidentally Hits 'Masturbation Function' On His Mechanical Arm

Huffington Post UK | Sara C Nelson | Posted 19.11.2014 | UK Comedy

UPDATE: Ah-hah! Thanks to our readers for pointing out this is from these French comedy YouTubers Don’t know where this is from, don’t even ca...

Masturbating Passenger Attempts To Escape From Virgin Flight

Huffington Post UK/ AP | Sara C Nelson | Posted 25.09.2014 | UK

A Virgin America flight bound from Boston to Los Angeles was forced to make an unscheduled stop in Nebraska after a passenger began masturbating on bo...

Teenage Boy, 14, 'Committed Suicide After Video Of Him Masturbating Went Viral'

Huffington Post UK | Posted 16.07.2014 | UK

A 14-year-old boy killed himself after a video of him masturbating in a school bathroom went viral, his parents claim. Matthew Burdette took his o...

9 Amazing Facts About Masturbation (Apart From The Obvious One)

The Huffington Post UK | Rachel Moss | Posted 28.07.2014 | UK Lifestyle

Buffing the banana, jerkin' the gherkin, flicking the bean – yep we’re talking about masturbation. Whatever you call it, most of you do it. Stu...

WATCH: The Girl Who Talked To Dolphins (& Masturbated Them Too)

Huffington Post UK | Sara C Nelson | Posted 10.06.2014 | UK

A BBC documentary exploring one of the most extraordinary experiments in the history of animal science will be aired this month – and it’s a crack...

Now He's In A Pickle: Serial Library Cucumber Masturbator Sentenced

Huffington Post UK | Sara C Nelson | Posted 06.06.2014 | UK

A man has appeared in court after he was spotted masturbating in a library whilst holding a cucumber. Frederick Tennyson Davis was arrested at a T...

Male Sex Toy 'Guybrator' Is Actually Quite Genius

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 29.05.2014 | UK Lifestyle

During the history of male masturbation, we've heard about tissues, blow-up dolls, porn magazines, vacuum cleaners, socks, banana peel, apple pie and ...

Apple Isn't Into Female Masturbation (On Its App Store)

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 19.05.2014 | UK Tech

Apple products can help you do a lot of things but apparently the tech giant draws the line at teaching you how to perfect the art of pleasuring yours...

The Masturbation Movement

Tamsin Rowntree | Posted 07.05.2014 | UK Universities & Education
Tamsin Rowntree

Despite the strength of female empowerment, there remains one last taboo silenced in society. It is time to change and have a relevant, intelligent conversation about self-pleasure, and face the naked truth that females masturbate.

LOOK: Do You Know This Man? Police Hunt 'Train Masturbator'

Huffington Post UK | Sara C Nelson | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK

Police have released a photograph of a person they would like to speak to in connection with reports of a man masturbating on a busy commuter train. ...

Naked Ford Escort Driver Was Masturbating On The M56, Court Hears

Huffington Post UK | Sara C Nelson | Posted 25.01.2014 | UK

A 49-year-old man who was spotted masturbating naked as he drove along a busy motorway had got carried away in a “messaging conversation”, a court...

Jeremy Paxman Has Some Thoughts On Masturbation He'd Like To Share With You

Huffington Post UK | Sara C Nelson | Posted 19.12.2013 | UK

Newsnight stalwart Jeremy Paxman pulled no punches when he announced just what the internet is really for during Wednesday's programme. Masturbat...

Revealed: The Stupendous Health Benefits Of Masturbation

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 25.01.2014 | UK Lifestyle

You may not see it on NHS guidelines anytime soon, but two scientists at the University of Sydney have put forward a handy case of how masturbation ca...

Wash Your Eyes. This Is A Video Of A Dolphin Masturbating With A Dead Fish

Huffington Post UK | Sara C Nelson | Posted 14.11.2013 | UK

Ah dolphins. They’re just like us! They grieve, communicate and have excellent memories. And, they masturbate. Almost there: The dolph...

C**t Dracula & Buckingham Phallus: No Prizes For Guessing Where These Are Supposed To Go... (PICTURES)

Huffington Post UK | Sara C Nelson | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK Lifestyle

We've heard of dildos made of 24-carat gold, ones shaped like Barack Obama's head, and even ones made to look like the genitalia of a dragon (yeah, a ...

Vintage Victorian Vibrators Were Loud As Hell & Looked Like Hand-Held Drills (PICTURES)

Barcroft Media | Sara C Nelson | Posted 26.11.2013 | UK Lifestyle

SEE ALSO: Goldfinger! The 24-Carat Vibrator That Costs £10,000 They look not unlike egg whisks and drills, but these fierce-looking implements are...

Public Masturbation Is NOT Okay In Sweden

The Huffington Post UK | Charlotte Meredith | Posted 24.11.2013 | UK

Contrary to earlier reports, it is not actually ok to wander around masturbating in Sweden. In news that may be disappointing to some, it turns out...

It's 'OK' To Masturbate In Public In Sweden, Apparently

Huffington Post UK | Sara C Nelson | Posted 19.11.2013 | UK

A 65-year-old man who masturbated on a public beach in Sweden has been acquitted of sexual assault – because he “was not targeting a specific pers...

WATCH: Can Masturbation Cause Prostate Cancer?

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 16.10.2013 | UK Lifestyle

US-based urologist Dr. Aaron Spitz discusses a recent study about a possible association between excessive self-pleasure and a higher risk of prostate...

'I'm Being Treated Like A Hardened Criminal' Says Pensioner Fined For Shampooing Genitals On Bus

Huffington Post UK | Sara C Nelson | Posted 05.09.2013 | UK

SEE ALSO: 99p Shower Gel 'Burns Carpet Fitter's Penis & Testicles' A pensioner who was fined for shampooing his private parts on a bus has complain...

Self-Pleasuring Cyclist Banned From Shopping Mall

Huffington Post UK | Posted 05.07.2013 | UK

A 24-year-old cyclist has been banned from a Leeds shopping centre after riding his bike one-handed through the mall, masturbating. Vlasdimil Kepr ...

Bizarre Climax To Bike Vandal Mystery

Huffington Post UK | Posted 24.06.2013 | UK

A man who set up a camera to catch the person responsible for repeatedly puncturing his bike's tyres was shocked to discover the culprit pleasuring hi...

Female Masturbation App 'Happy Play Time' In Development, Makes Us Say 'Ooo!'

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 02.10.2013 | UK Lifestyle

While using a phone in bed might prevent some of us from unwinding properly at the end of the day, we're pretty sure after using this app, most ladies...

Republican Congressman Opposes Abortion 'Because I Have Seen Male Foetuses Masturbate'

Huffington Post UK | Sara C Nelson | Posted 18.06.2013 | UK Politics

A Republican congressman from Texas has voiced his opposition to abortion as early as 15 weeks after conception – because he says he has seen male f...

The Single Girl Unwittingly Discovers Her Sex

Leanne Davis | Posted 26.06.2013 | UK Comedy
Leanne Davis

I lay there terrified and wondering how the hell I have gotten this so wrong. It hadn't said anything about sex in the marketing; tantric, solo or otherwise. I am a pretty open-minded person and am seeking new adventures. But I want to know what I am signing up for first before I end up in a room with 18 strangers feeling their sex.