I'm already half-awake when the soft ping of my alarm nudges me to get out of bed. It's four o'clock and there's a ninety minute drive to the farm, so I need to get going. I quickly pull on some old clothes and head out into the dark, frosty morning.
Students at St Andrews' University have been shamed into apologising for dousing themselves in what appears to be champagne in order to flaunt their w...
I would like to take this opportunity to give you an insight into what it is really like to live in St Andrews, from one non-champagne-chucking pleb to another.
It's the new craze that's sweeping the nation, folks! Pranksters up and down the land have gone mad for "milking" - which involves pouring milk over y...