Noel Gallagher High Flying Birds

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Where I Finish My First Ever Solo World Tour

Noel Gallagher | Posted 20.01.2013 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

So... that's that then. I shall, for the for seeable future, be indulging my beautiful wife and wonderful kids AND that crazy football club of mine. There now follows a massive break in transmission.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Ciao Italia!

Noel Gallagher | Posted 09.12.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

What is it with you Italians? Why do you seem to "get it" more than anyone else? It's a constant source of fascination for me.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Where I'm on a Far East Adventure

Noel Gallagher | Posted 26.11.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

So, Singapore then? It was great. I do like that gaff. Very exotic. It pretty much amounts to a gigantic shopping mall. Nice place. Nice people. Very hot. Very wet.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Where I Salute the Families of the Hillsborough 96

Noel Gallagher | Posted 14.11.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

They never let you down them Scousers. While I'm at it let me say I'm writing this on the day that THE TRUTH has finally been exposed about the Hillsborough disaster. Respect to the family's of the 96 for exposing the lies of Thatcher's government. With my hand on my heart I salute you.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Where the Cold Is Killing Me

Noel Gallagher | Posted 23.08.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

At 6am on the dot the f***ing fire alarm goes off in the hotel!!! Now usually these things don't last for more than five minutes but this time the b*****d hotel was EVACUATED!!!!!! It was barely getting light AND it was raining. So I'm stood outside in a proper fury.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Somewhere Along the Way My Suitcase Had an Accident

Noel Gallagher | Posted 19.08.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

So... that England game was an epic encounter. Great atmosphere. Good laugh and all.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Latin American Adventures

Noel Gallagher | Posted 08.07.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

So... Rio? F**k me! What an unbelievable night. A truly special gig. Not because of anything I did I hasten to add - I played AND sang like sh*t!! But them kids man!?!? It was just a privilege to have been there never mind on the stage AND I got in for free. (I know the bass player innit?)

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Strange Cats These Brazilians

Noel Gallagher | Posted 03.07.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

So, Sao Paolo. What a spectacle. The crowd (or some of them at least) were waving yellow and green balloons as we took to the stage. Looked mega. Great atmosphere. Lots of very amusing banners, signs, placards etc. Here's but a few examples...

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Where I Get Blanked by the Dalai Lama

Noel Gallagher | Posted 24.06.2012 | Home
Noel Gallagher

Where were we? San Diego? Strange place. Nice place. Very hot. Not much else to say about it really. It was an in and out job. The gig was a bit... a bit... a bit... I'm searching for a word here and I can't find it... a bit meh? That's what you young people say innit?

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Apparently I Look Like Phil Spector

Noel Gallagher | Posted 03.06.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

So, I'm just stood at some traffic lights waiting to cross the street when some guy slopes up to me..."Hey man I don't mean to disrespect you, but you do realise you got a little '80s thing going on with your hair there?" I was speechless.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): European Highlights

Noel Gallagher | Posted 16.05.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

Outside my gig they have A LOT of bootleg t-shirt stalls. I had to drive through them to get to the backstage area bit upon where I saw many, many T-shirts bearing my name and face etc. Right in the middle of one particular stall though was a T-shirt that simply said... "SEXY BITCH!"

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2):

Noel Gallagher | Posted 09.05.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

The trip from Barcelona to Paris was uneventful as you would imagine. Landed in the rain and rushed across town to sit in a cold room for three hours waiting to do some bizarre TV show where me and six other French people occupied some kind of rustic dining table for a casual chat while they ate desert! For real...

What Has Noel Called 'Too Slick'?

Posted 24.02.2012 | UK Entertainment

Noel Gallagher has attacked the Brits for being "too slick" and says performers who mimed at the show should be "ashamed" of themselves. In an outs...

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Where I Meet Hall (or Is It Oates?) and Aussie Osbourne

Noel Gallagher | Posted 04.04.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

Have a guess who I bumped into in the lift yesterday? Go on...you'll never guess. One half of an 80s yacht rock duo... no? Well, it was one of Hall and Oates!! Not sure if it was Hall or Oates... it was the little fella with the moustache! Which one's he?

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Tuna Hurling and Australian Country Music

Noel Gallagher | Posted 01.04.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

I've become addicted to watching the Aussie news. It's beyond hilarious. Honestly, it's like a spoof show AUSSIE NEWS (MATE). Someone should do that, it'd be mega. I'd watch it anyway.

Noel Gallagher: God-Like Genius?

Ashley Hames | Posted 25.03.2012 | Home
Ashley Hames

When I heard that Noel Gallagher was to receive this year's NME Godlike Genius Award, I thought, sod what I think, ask the mate; man of the people and all that. Alex wiped himself down, took yet another sip of tea and replied, "He's written some cracking tunes....but genius? He ain't there yet!"

Why Noel Cut Out His Friends

WENN | Posted 20.03.2012 | UK Entertainment

Noel Gallagher was forced to cut close friends out of his life after giving up drugs to prevent him from relapsing. The former Oasis rocker threw ...

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Blessing Babies and Arriving in New Zealand

Noel Gallagher | Posted 20.03.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

Some girl comes up to me at the airport in Japan. She was pregnant. She says to me, "Can you touch my stomach and bless my baby?" Sorry? "Please touch my stomach and bless my baby."

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Japan: I F***ing Love This Country

Noel Gallagher | Posted 19.03.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

So did some mad Japanese breakfast TV show yesterday. It was bizarre to say the least. Hosted by a female comedian...what do you call them again, comedienne, or summat?

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) -

Noel Gallagher | Posted 17.03.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

Let me start by wishing all of y'all a happy, happy new year. I'm in the great city of Tokyo, in the great nation of Japan.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - For the Last Time This Year...

Noel Gallagher | Posted 14.02.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

So comrades, for the last time in 2011...yes!!! Next time you hear from me I'll be in the great city of Tokyo, in the great nation of Japan.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Getting Lost in Paris

Noel Gallagher | Posted 05.02.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

Mega news came through during the soundcheck. City and United have been drawn together in the FA cup!!! And more importantly I think I'm gonna be around!!! Bring it the f*** on.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Mellotrons and Michelin Star C**ks

Noel Gallagher | Posted 04.02.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

I'm pleased to report that there's at least SOMETHING to report from our stop over in Copenhagen. The day started with a trip to national Nordic television. They (whoever 'they' are) had me on some breakfast TV show called Weekend Weekend. So good they named it twice!!!

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Seeing Paul McCartney and a Day off in Amsterdam

Noel Gallagher | Posted 29.01.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

Actually managed to get to say hello to Paul before the show!!! What a treat. I'm like a small boy when things like that happens. And he's a true gentleman. The fu**in' daddy!

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Jools Holland, Madrid and Milan

Noel Gallagher | Posted 28.01.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

Did that Jools Holland programme for the 1st time in 16 years last Tuesday. That's outrageous, I cannot believe it's been that long.