Noel Gallagher Tour Diary

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Where the Cold Is Killing Me

Noel Gallagher | Posted 23.08.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

At 6am on the dot the f***ing fire alarm goes off in the hotel!!! Now usually these things don't last for more than five minutes but this time the b*****d hotel was EVACUATED!!!!!! It was barely getting light AND it was raining. So I'm stood outside in a proper fury.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): My First Earthquake

Noel Gallagher | Posted 13.06.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

I'll forever remember my own show for a funny scene with someone holding up a placard that said "NOEL WILL YOU MARRY ME?" Thing is it was actually a guy!

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2):

Noel Gallagher | Posted 09.05.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

The trip from Barcelona to Paris was uneventful as you would imagine. Landed in the rain and rushed across town to sit in a cold room for three hours waiting to do some bizarre TV show where me and six other French people occupied some kind of rustic dining table for a casual chat while they ate desert! For real...

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - The Night I Got My First Bra Thrown Onstage

Noel Gallagher | Posted 26.03.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

It's a night that will live long in the memory for another reason. That being it was the night I got my first bra thrown onstage! I was so proud, and the young lady should be too, if you know what I mean?

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Mellotrons and Michelin Star C**ks

Noel Gallagher | Posted 04.02.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

I'm pleased to report that there's at least SOMETHING to report from our stop over in Copenhagen. The day started with a trip to national Nordic television. They (whoever 'they' are) had me on some breakfast TV show called Weekend Weekend. So good they named it twice!!!

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Seeing Paul McCartney and a Day off in Amsterdam

Noel Gallagher | Posted 29.01.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

Actually managed to get to say hello to Paul before the show!!! What a treat. I'm like a small boy when things like that happens. And he's a true gentleman. The fu**in' daddy!