Noel Gallagher Tour

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Where the Cold Is Killing Me

Noel Gallagher | Posted 23.08.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

At 6am on the dot the f***ing fire alarm goes off in the hotel!!! Now usually these things don't last for more than five minutes but this time the b*****d hotel was EVACUATED!!!!!! It was barely getting light AND it was raining. So I'm stood outside in a proper fury.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Somewhere Along the Way My Suitcase Had an Accident

Noel Gallagher | Posted 19.08.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

So... that England game was an epic encounter. Great atmosphere. Good laugh and all.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): Latin American Adventures

Noel Gallagher | Posted 08.07.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

So... Rio? F**k me! What an unbelievable night. A truly special gig. Not because of anything I did I hasten to add - I played AND sang like sh*t!! But them kids man!?!? It was just a privilege to have been there never mind on the stage AND I got in for free. (I know the bass player innit?)

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): My First Earthquake

Noel Gallagher | Posted 13.06.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

I'll forever remember my own show for a funny scene with someone holding up a placard that said "NOEL WILL YOU MARRY ME?" Thing is it was actually a guy!

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Apparently I Look Like Phil Spector

Noel Gallagher | Posted 03.06.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

So, I'm just stood at some traffic lights waiting to cross the street when some guy slopes up to me..."Hey man I don't mean to disrespect you, but you do realise you got a little '80s thing going on with your hair there?" I was speechless.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2): European Highlights

Noel Gallagher | Posted 16.05.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

Outside my gig they have A LOT of bootleg t-shirt stalls. I had to drive through them to get to the backstage area bit upon where I saw many, many T-shirts bearing my name and face etc. Right in the middle of one particular stall though was a T-shirt that simply said... "SEXY BITCH!"

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol. 2):

Noel Gallagher | Posted 09.05.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

The trip from Barcelona to Paris was uneventful as you would imagine. Landed in the rain and rushed across town to sit in a cold room for three hours waiting to do some bizarre TV show where me and six other French people occupied some kind of rustic dining table for a casual chat while they ate desert! For real...

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Where I Meet Hall (or Is It Oates?) and Aussie Osbourne

Noel Gallagher | Posted 04.04.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

Have a guess who I bumped into in the lift yesterday? Go on...you'll never guess. One half of an 80s yacht rock duo... no? Well, it was one of Hall and Oates!! Not sure if it was Hall or Oates... it was the little fella with the moustache! Which one's he?

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Tuna Hurling and Australian Country Music

Noel Gallagher | Posted 01.04.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

I've become addicted to watching the Aussie news. It's beyond hilarious. Honestly, it's like a spoof show AUSSIE NEWS (MATE). Someone should do that, it'd be mega. I'd watch it anyway.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - The Night I Got My First Bra Thrown Onstage

Noel Gallagher | Posted 26.03.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

It's a night that will live long in the memory for another reason. That being it was the night I got my first bra thrown onstage! I was so proud, and the young lady should be too, if you know what I mean?

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Blessing Babies and Arriving in New Zealand

Noel Gallagher | Posted 20.03.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

Some girl comes up to me at the airport in Japan. She was pregnant. She says to me, "Can you touch my stomach and bless my baby?" Sorry? "Please touch my stomach and bless my baby."

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Japan: I F***ing Love This Country

Noel Gallagher | Posted 19.03.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

So did some mad Japanese breakfast TV show yesterday. It was bizarre to say the least. Hosted by a female comedian...what do you call them again, comedienne, or summat?

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) -

Noel Gallagher | Posted 17.03.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

Let me start by wishing all of y'all a happy, happy new year. I'm in the great city of Tokyo, in the great nation of Japan.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - For the Last Time This Year...

Noel Gallagher | Posted 14.02.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

So comrades, for the last time in 2011...yes!!! Next time you hear from me I'll be in the great city of Tokyo, in the great nation of Japan.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Getting Lost in Paris

Noel Gallagher | Posted 05.02.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

Mega news came through during the soundcheck. City and United have been drawn together in the FA cup!!! And more importantly I think I'm gonna be around!!! Bring it the f*** on.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Carling Cup Draw , Amsterdam and Yawning in Brussels

Noel Gallagher | Posted 01.02.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

The big news at the moment though is that Man City and Liverpool have been drawn together in the semi-final of the Carling Cup. I'm hoping the betting gets a bit more interesting this time...

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Jools Holland, Madrid and Milan

Noel Gallagher | Posted 28.01.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

Did that Jools Holland programme for the 1st time in 16 years last Tuesday. That's outrageous, I cannot believe it's been that long.

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Paparazzi, Los Angeles and a Dog Named Noel

Noel Gallagher | Posted 18.01.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

Well, they were 2 great nights at the Beacon in NYC. Yet another beautiful old theatre. Really stunning. Met some wildly enthusiastic fans. One or two were very intense. Someone actually squeezed my arm so much it hurt!!

Tales From the Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Katie Holmes, Adam Sandler, David Letterman and My Cat's Lack of Bollocks

Noel Gallagher | Posted 14.01.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

We literally bumped into that top Scientologist Katie Holmes on the way into the studio. And, at this point, my mate and friend of the stars Scully was doing a bit of filming for my website and managed to capture the moment.

Tales From The Middle of Nowhere (Vol.2) - Promos, Border Police and Pretentious Breakfasts

Noel Gallagher | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

We flew into the United States of America this afternoon, which gave me the opportunity to resume the never-ending battle of wits with the border police.

Tales From The Middle Of Nowhere (Vol.2): - Where I'm No.1 in the Grazia Chart of Lust... Still!

Noel Gallagher | Posted 08.01.2012 | UK Entertainment
Noel Gallagher

I have been woken with the news that for the second week running I sit proudly at the top of GRAZIA magazine's column of lust! Number one, baby! My blimmin' albums don't even stay at #1 for two weeks!