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The Great Cheese War: It Has Begun

Alistair Coleman | Posted 10.04.2012 | UK Comedy
Alistair Coleman

Call me mad, but I have a theory, and it is this: The bigger the country as a military power, I theorise, the worse its cheese and associated dairy products. Look at American cheese. Good grief, look at Russian cheese (if you can). In both cases, I'd rather eat next door's cat.