'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
The children were shrieking, like they'd seen a mouse.
The stockings weren't hung by the beds anymore;
The children thought they looked better thrown on the floor.
But it now seems a matter of time before a television channel completely rebrands itself to become CLARKSON TV. OK, that's basically what Dave is now. But what would that channel look like? Probably something like this...