Kate Bush Sells Out In 15 Minutes: The Funniest Twitter Rections

Kate Bush Sells Out In 15 Minutes: The Funniest Twitter Rections

28.03.2014
So the tickets for Kate Bush's extra London dates went on sale this morning - and sold out within 15 minutes. Horse walks into a bar. "Why...
National Cleavage Day: Which Pair Of Tits Gets Your Vote?

National Cleavage Day: Which Pair Of Tits Gets Your Vote?

Andrea Mann  27.03.2014
We hate the sexism of National Cleavage Day - it completely excludes men, after all - but we feel we have to take part. So here you are:...
Ofgem Enquiry To Find Out Whether We're Being Really Screwed Over, Or Just Screwed Over

Ofgem Enquiry To Find Out Whether We're Being Really Screwed Over, Or Just Screwed Over

Andrea Mann  27.03.2014
British people will have to wait two years to find out whether they're being really screwed over by the main energy companies, or just...
Atos Declared Unfit For Work

Atos Declared Unfit For Work

Andrea Mann  27.03.2014
Atos Healthcare has been declared unfit for work by the Department for Work and Pensions. The decision followed months of assessments,...
12 Reasons Why England Is Great

12 Reasons Why England Is Great

Andrea Mann  26.03.2014
Being based in little ol' England, we thought it was only right to make a contribution to English Tourism Week. So here it is: 12 extremely...
Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin's Statement - A Translation

Gwyneth Paltrow And Chris Martin's Statement - A Translation

Andrea Mann  26.03.2014
So actress Gwyneth Paltrow and Coldplay frontman Chris Martin have announced they're breaking up - or rather, "consciously uncoupling"...
Nick Clegg Vs Nigel Farage Debate - The Bingo Card!

Nick Clegg Vs Nigel Farage Debate - The Bingo Card!

25.03.2014
Make the Clegg vs Farage debate(s) more bearable by taking a drink crossing off each one of these as it happens... SEE ALSO: 8 Tips For...
LOOK: Royal Mail Unveils Commemorative Privatisation Stamps

LOOK: Royal Mail Unveils Commemorative Privatisation Stamps

25.03.2014
As the Royal Mail announces the axing of 1,600 jobs, it also brings out a new set of commemorative stamps... (By David Beresford and...
Our 15 Nominations For The Australian Honours List

Our 15 Nominations For The Australian Honours List

25.03.2014
Australian Prime Minister Tony Abbott has announced that he's reintroducing knighthoods to the Australian honours system. (Strewth! Blimey!...
Muppet Calls For Scotland To Remain Part Of The UK

Muppet Calls For Scotland To Remain Part Of The UK

Andrea Mann  25.03.2014
A complete muppet has said that Scotland should remain part of the UK. When asked for his opinion on Scottish independence, he said: "Of...
8 Top Tips For A Great Clegg Vs Farage Debate Party

8 Top Tips For A Great Clegg Vs Farage Debate Party

Andrea Mann  24.03.2014
To paraphrase S Club 7: there ain't no party like a Nick Clegg vs Nigel Farage debate party! So make sure it goes with a swing (vote) by...
13 Things British People Fear The Most

13 Things British People Fear The Most

Andrea Mann  24.03.2014
A new YouGov survey has revealed the 13 things that the British public fear the most. And they are... (Footnote: here's the real list.)...
PICTURE: Anything Ellen Can Do, The Clintons Can Do... Also

PICTURE: Anything Ellen Can Do, The Clintons Can Do... Also

24.03.2014
Anything Ellen DeGeneres can do, the Clintons can do... also: Thanks for joining #CGIU! MT @jimmykimmel: 3 Clintons & a Kimmel @BillClinton...
Best. £10 Note Defacement. Ever.

Best. £10 Note Defacement. Ever.

24.03.2014
A tip of the hat to tweeter @theGladstonian, who spotted this on Facebook and understandably had to share it with the rest of the world: Oh....