Ronnie Joice

Kieran Leonard: Out of Work Astronaut

Ronnie Joice | Posted 27.09.2012 | UK Entertainment
Ronnie Joice

I first saw Kieran Leonard perform in 2009, when we both shared a bill supporting Carl Barat's Dirty Pretty Things at the Manchester Academy.

Let FROG Organise the Olympics

Ronnie Joice | Posted 14.09.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

Last week I attended a party thrown by Bacardi to celebrate their 150th birthday party. At one point, I found myself stood next to a prolific music bl...

The Time I Met Hedi Slimane

Ronnie Joice | Posted 18.08.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

In the autumn of 2005, I was persuaded my now good friend Andrew Aveling to join his band as an eighteen-year-old big-haired skinny-jeaned tambourine madman.

Let Gay Marriage Separate the Church From the State

Ronnie Joice | Posted 12.08.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

It is not a good look for our country to still have the Church as legislators. I can't think of a less religiously-minded nation in Europe than England. We just don't give a toss about being told what to do by people in silly hats.

A Casualty of the Porn Industry but a Pioneer in the War Against a Potential Zombie Apocalpyse

Ronnie Joice | Posted 10.08.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

Imagine every time you made love to somebody, you had Louis Theroux come up behind you and back you on the back. It'd be truly mortifying, wouldn't it? And that's just happened to this guy. I imagine the only reason he's still doing it is because he needs more money for his zombie truck

Here Comes The Summer

Ronnie Joice | Posted 29.07.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

It's been just over a week since I declared my new-found sobriety upon y'all through this very website and it seems only right to update you all on my progress: I think you would all agree it's been a terrible week to give up.

I'm Giving Sobriety a Chance

Ronnie Joice | Posted 21.07.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

Ah, alcohol. It's the mainstay of hundreds and thousands of years of culture. The discovery of late Stone Age beer jugs has established the fact that purposely fermented beverages existed at least as early as 10,000 BC.

Plan B: Voice of a Generation? No Thanks

Ronnie Joice | Posted 25.01.2014 | UK Entertainment
Ronnie Joice

Last night's Later With Jools Holland featured a rather provocative and extremely popular performance from rapper-turned-singer-turned-actor-turned-ra...

Here's Why Music Is Great

Ronnie Joice | Posted 03.07.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

Music is great. If you have never been touched by music, you are either in denial after discovering that Gary Glitter was your first childhood gig, or you're probably dead. In the heart.

The Nightmare of Having Ants in My Pants

Ronnie Joice | Posted 30.06.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

In an ambitious and somewhat over-the-top procedure this week, all of my worldly possessions are now covered in a white powder. No, I haven't been on ...

The War On Drug Addicts

Ronnie Joice | Posted 26.06.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

Russell Brand speaks sense. It's important that people recognise this, because it would be so easy to dismiss him. He's a comedian, therefore he masks a lot of his own serious emotions and insecurities in self-ridicule and jokes.

Let's Do Lunch

Ronnie Joice | Posted 25.06.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

In the most surreal news story of the week, Celebrity Big Brother idiot and the world's worst 'cage fighter' Alex 'Jordan's ex' Reid baffled us all wh...

The Lonely Life of the Warmup DJ

Ronnie Joice | Posted 17.06.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

Next time you are in a bar or a party and you see the lonely Warmup DJ stood in the corner, minding his own business, just remember - he's doing just that. He wants to be left alone, and if he wants to join the party later he will do, but let him do it on his own accord, yeah?

Every Move You Make, Every Step You Take, They'll Be Watching You

Ronnie Joice | Posted 01.06.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

Yesterday, browsing the BBC website, knowing it was April Fool's Day, an article caught my eye that I couldn't believe would ever be possibly true. In it, I read that under a new legislation set to be announced soon, the government will be able to monitor the calls, emails, texts and website visits of everyone in the UK.

It's Petrol Panic Time!

Ronnie Joice | Posted 29.05.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

I am now foreseeing our country is reduced to a circus of protesters and panic buyers, who would happily march on to Downing Street, Buckingham Palace and KFC until their opposed "madness" was brought to a swift resolution.

A Cut-Out Low-Cost Alternative to Meeting David Cameron

Ronnie Joice | Posted 25.05.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

This weekend just gone, a Sunday Times undercover sting revealed that if you've got the money, you can meet David Cameron for a cup of tea and a Kit Kat.