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Things Your Twenties Teaches You

Ronnie Joice | Posted 23.01.2014 | UK Lifestyle
Ronnie Joice

I'm 26 and I live in a nice flat in a nice part of town and have a good job working for nice people. Yet like all young people, we feel old. And we feel that we're unaccomplished and that time is always running out too fast.

Let Gay Marriage Separate the Church From the State

Ronnie Joice | Posted 12.08.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

It is not a good look for our country to still have the Church as legislators. I can't think of a less religiously-minded nation in Europe than England. We just don't give a toss about being told what to do by people in silly hats.

A Casualty of the Porn Industry but a Pioneer in the War Against a Potential Zombie Apocalpyse

Ronnie Joice | Posted 10.08.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

Imagine every time you made love to somebody, you had Louis Theroux come up behind you and back you on the back. It'd be truly mortifying, wouldn't it? And that's just happened to this guy. I imagine the only reason he's still doing it is because he needs more money for his zombie truck

Here Comes The Summer

Ronnie Joice | Posted 29.07.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

It's been just over a week since I declared my new-found sobriety upon y'all through this very website and it seems only right to update you all on my progress: I think you would all agree it's been a terrible week to give up.

A Cut-Out Low-Cost Alternative to Meeting David Cameron

Ronnie Joice | Posted 25.05.2012 | UK Comedy
Ronnie Joice

This weekend just gone, a Sunday Times undercover sting revealed that if you've got the money, you can meet David Cameron for a cup of tea and a Kit Kat.