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The Daily Mash Guide To Travelling In Snow

The Daily Mash | Posted 19.03.2013 | UK Comedy

THE key to travelling in snow is preparation, and a willingness to eat human flesh. Professor Henry Brubaker said: "The important thing to remember...

John Lewis Boxing Day Ad To Show Snow-Wife Taking Scarf And Hat Back

The Daily Mash | Posted 19.11.2012 | UK Comedy

The traditional John Lewis Boxing Day advert will tell the story of the ‘snow-wife’ returning her new hat, scarf and gloves because she absolutely...

'Derren Brown Using Fake Audience'

The Daily Mash | Posted 31.12.2012 | UK Comedy

DERREN Brown was last night accused of using a fake audience for his latest hypno-stunt. Brown's 'Apocalypse' TV show involves hoaxing a moron into...

Andy Murray In Danger Of No Longer Being Funny

The Daily Mash | Posted 05.07.2012 | UK Comedy

Andy Murray risks losing his status as a byword for risible mediocrity. The increasingly efficient Scot has seen his comedic form dip as he continu...

BBC Is Moving Salford To London

The Daily Mash | Posted 15.08.2012 | UK Comedy

THE BBC is to put the entire Manchester district of Salford on castors and wheel it into the capital, it has emerged. The corporation's badly-locat...

Will.I.Am Blasted For Making Risotto During 'The Voice'

The Daily Mash | Posted 10.05.2012 | UK Comedy

Talent coach Will I Am has been upbraided by producers of BBC1′s The Voice after being filmed preparing a meal of prawn risotto during a live sing-o...

Britain Needs a New Alpha Predator

Tim Telling | Posted 21.05.2012 | UK Comedy
Tim Telling

From giant cats in the countryside to swaggering urban foxes pumped on chemical smog and KFC debris, it feels like other species are about to get their act together and start killing us.

Twitter's Best Pancake Day Jokes (In Case You Give A Toss)

The Huffington Post UK | Andrea Mann | Posted 21.02.2012 | UK Comedy

If there's one thing that Twitter loves more than a celebrity dying, it's a national event that it can rally around and make terrible jokes about. ...

Queen To Be Bombarded With Music She Finds Ghastly

The Daily Mash | Posted 08.02.2012 | UK Comedy

BRITAIN will pay tribute to the Queen by standing outside her house and bombarding her with music she finds ghastly. The jubilee concert will inclu...

'Does Sleeping Count As Not-Drinking?' Asks Britain

The Daily Mash | Posted 09.01.2012 | UK Comedy

BRITAIN would like to know if being fast asleep counts as time off the drink. As MPs made it their business to recommend two alcohol free days a we...

20 Comedy Goodies To Spend Your Amazon Gift Vouchers On

The Huffington Post UK | Andrea Mann | Posted 05.09.2012 | UK Comedy

If you've got the best relatives ever and are therefore in receipt of Amazon gift vouchers this Christmas, and not ill-fitting clothes or unwanted orn...

Remember These? The Funniest Spoof Stories Of The Year

The Huffington Post UK | Andrea Mann | Posted 12.01.2012 | UK Comedy

Huffington Post UK Comedy proudly presents... This year's most popular stories from our favourite satirical news site, the marvellous, the hilarious, ...

Little Mix To Release Free Jazz Concept Album

The Daily Mash | Posted 13.12.2011 | UK Comedy

X FACTOR winners Little Mix's first album is to be a concept-driven free-jazz epic inspired by the ancient gods of Egypt, it has been revealed. Alt...

The Daily Mash: 'Edinburgh Pandas Are Already Drunk'

The Daily Mash | Posted 05.12.2011 | UK Comedy

TWO Giant Pandas were very drunk within 15 minutes of arriving in Scotland, it has emerged. Tian Tian and Yang Guang are today sleeping off what ex...

The Daily Mash: 'Frozen Planet' Penguins Given Whisky

The Daily Mash | Posted 29.11.2011 | UK Comedy

EMPEROR penguins in the hit wildlife series Frozen Planet are given shots of whisky so they act-up for the cameras, it has been claimed. An insider...