The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

WATCH: New Halloween Films And Classic Alternatives

The Huffington Post UK | Christopher York | Posted 08.11.2012 | UK Entertainment

Every year, Halloween means a rash of film releases designed to haunt, terrify or (if you're a little younger) gently goad you into some monster relat...

The Texas Waistband Massacre

The Huffington Post UK | Christopher York | Posted 29.10.2012 | UK Lifestyle

Watching a horror film can burn the same amount of calories as spending an hour washing windows - and is infinitely more enjoyable. Researchers at ...

Tick-Tocked off by the Biological Clock

Charli Morgan | Posted 31.12.2011 | UK
Charli Morgan

If I was on benefits, I'd have a bowl bulging with fruits from my loins and a free nest, for my troubles. Likewise, if I was a double-barrled posho, I'd have Jaspers and Hermiones coming out of every orifice, before you could say "sun-blushed tomato." We middling types pay their taxes and remain sprogless.