Threenager

Five Things I Hate About Threenagers

Samantha Wills | Posted 18.07.2016 | UK Parents
Samantha Wills

Perhaps my title is a little unfair. Your threenager may be an absolute darling, and if that's the case then frankly you have no business here. I can almost feel you mocking me over the interweb. I expect your child went to bed at 7pm, with zero fuss, head gently turned towards the Gro Clock to await the yellow burst which signifies a magical new day. A day in which you and your child will learn and laugh and love. As I said, you have no business here.

I Gave Birth to Kanye West

Emma Critchley | Posted 17.03.2016 | UK Parents
Emma Critchley

Like Kanye my daughter is riding the seesaw of emotions. One minute she is happy and she is giggling away, the next minute she is having a very public meltdown in Waitrose, screeching as she lies on her back and flaps her arms like an injured bird.

Why Parenting a Three Year Old Is Like Caring for a Drunk Person

Sian Sweet | Posted 12.10.2016 | UK Parents
Sian Sweet

We've all been there, a drunk person/three-year old will shout things at us while we simply try to dress them, stop them peeing on themselves or attempt to wipe bodily fluids off them. We tell ourselves they don't mean it really.

Parenting a Three Year Old or Working for the Bomb Squad?

Sian Sweet | Posted 16.07.2016 | UK Parents
Sian Sweet

Nowadays a tantrum can begin from the slightest disturbance, the slightest touch and will always be made worse by not knowing which wire to cut (or toy to give, food to eat etc etc). A three year old tantrum (akin to an imminent bomb explosion) can be set off at any time.

Threenager

Sarah Pylas | Posted 14.10.2012 | UK Lifestyle
Sarah Pylas

I don't know about you, but I did not find the terrible twos to be quite so terrible. He's had his moments obviously, but mostly I have enjoyed this ...