Toilet Humour

Bog Post: You Faint Hearted?

Ian Watson | Posted 12.10.2016 | UK Comedy
Ian Watson

As I sit on the bog for the 6th time this morning, gas mask in one hand, Germolene in the other, 'Ring of fire' on the iPod. I wonder what I could possibly have eaten to make my insides so rancid.

Potty Training For Dummies

Katy Cox | Posted 07.07.2016 | UK Parents
Katy Cox

Announce with great excitement that it's time to be a big boy/girl to your child. Jump up and down in the air like Tigger on speed as you whip open a Primark bag stuffed with brand new big boy/girl pants.

Will I Ever Stop Dreaming About Poo?

Pete Cashmore | Posted 03.02.2014 | UK Comedy
Pete Cashmore

Like Martin Luther King, I have a dream. It is a dream that recurs with alarming regularity, and when I reveal the nature of it, you will understand why it upsets me, although you can probably guess the nature of the dream from the headline.

A Sting in the Tale...

James Conmy | Posted 12.10.2013 | UK Comedy
James Conmy

Eventually my name was called and I stood up. Immediately everyone looked at me and tried to guess what I was in for. The receptionist looked smug because she knew. Smug and disgusted.

Like Books And Toilet Humour?

The Huffington Post UK | Kate Sullivan | Posted 04.01.2013 | Home

Today on Twitter people got creative (and a little bit immature) over the hashtag #bathroombooks. Well, who doesn’t like a bit of toilet humour ...