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Friends on Benefits

Chris Tavner | Posted 14.07.2015 | UK Politics
Chris Tavner

Fingers crossed I'll snare some people in to reading this blog with its almost sexy sounding title. It's fair to say though that 'friends on benefits' is a lot different to 'friends with benefits'. Simply, having a 'friend on benefits' means only one person is getting fucked.

The Right-Wing Victory - Can We Really Complain?

Cohan Chew | Posted 26.05.2015 | UK Politics
Cohan Chew

The election results at the start of the month came as quite a shock. With a Labour-SNP coalition taking the lead at the polls, a Tory majority seemed highly unlikely. However, winning just over 50% of the 650 seats, the Conservative party shamed the pollsters' predictions.

The New Twitter Account '50 Shades Of Tory' Is Just Perfect

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 11.05.2015 | UK Comedy

We've already had 50 Sheds Of Grey and 50 Shades of Gran. So does the world really need another '50 Shades Of Grey' parody Twitter account? Yes. Ye...

This Tory Name Generator Is Very Childish, But Very Funny

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 24.04.2015 | UK Comedy

Childish? Yes. Funny? Definitely. Thanks to the Tumblr Ed Miliband Being Sexy for alerting us to this gem: http://edmilibandbeingsexy.tumblr.com...

The Tory Party Has Tough New Restrictions On Who Can Enter Its Website

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 20.04.2015 | UK Comedy

A bold, but not entirely unexpected, move from the Tories, here... Thanks to David Schneider, @angryflatcap and David Beresford for the spot. ...

The Tory Manifesto: When You Ask For Housing, And Get Magic Beans

Steve Doran | Posted 14.06.2015 | UK Politics
Steve Doran

So, imagine that you and four mates are popping into ASDA on the way to a party. You've each got a quid, and you're heading for the 'one pound a can' offer in the drink aisle. When you get there you spot another sign - twenty cans for a fiver. What course of action makes best business sense?

Party Politics: Just Say What You Mean and Mean What You Say

David Mooney | Posted 14.06.2015 | UK Politics
David Mooney

We've hit the part of the General Election campaign that really starts to get on my nerves. The funny thing is, I genuinely think this vote could be one of the most interesting in the UK's history, given how disillusionment with large swathes of the political spectrum has resulted in no one party looking capable of gaining an overall majority...

The Tory Manifesto Pledges You Might Have Missed

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 14.04.2015 | UK Comedy

David Cameron launched the Conservatives' election manifesto today - and here were their main pledges (collated for us by David Schneider and David Be...

Tories Launch 'Right To Buy Votes' Campaign

The Huffington Post UK | Andrea Mann | Posted 14.04.2015 | UK Comedy

The Conservative Party launched its 'right to buy votes' policy today in its 2015 election manifesto. The Tories' pledge to buy the working class v...

WE Hold YOU to Account: Why the Broadcasters Need to Send a Clear Message to David Cameron

David Mooney | Posted 17.05.2015 | UK Politics
David Mooney

The situation surrounding Prime Minister David Cameron and the will-he-won't-he with the TV election debates is fairly amusing from the outside, but it provides a huge insight into how politicians actually view the press.

Cameron Sidesteps Broadcasters With Offer To Take Part In Online Debate

PA/Huffington Post UK | Paul Vale | Posted 17.03.2015 | UK Politics

The election debate could be back on... online. That's the latest "compromise" offered by David Cameron, and a clear slight at the broadcasters that h...

Millionaire Web Marketer Had Second Job As MP

The Huffington Post UK | Andrea Mann | Posted 17.03.2015 | UK Comedy

A self-proclaimed "multi-millionaire web marketer" has confessed to having a second job as an MP. For years, Michael Green denied that he was also ...

No, 'Guardian', Failure IDS Is Not the Tories' Election 'Secret Weapon'

Nick Stephenson | Posted 18.04.2015 | UK Politics
Nick Stephenson

In a world where the Mail points out the failures in a flagship Tory policy and the Guardian falsely eulogises it, it is hard to get a handle on the world around us.

Tory Donors Get Their Own Card

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 16.02.2015 | UK Comedy

Well, it was about time those selfless millionaires who donate to the Tory party were recognised with their own special donor card... (Created ...

Revealed: What Was Auctioned Off At This Tory Fundraising Dinner

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 10.02.2015 | UK Comedy

Guests paid up to £15,000 for a table at the Conservatives' recent Black and White Fundraising Dinner, held to raise money for the Tory party's elect...

Time to Raise Your Game - A Team Talk for Andy Burnham and Labour's Health Squad

Dr Louise Irvine | Posted 08.03.2015 | UK Politics
Dr Louise Irvine

You might be able, in the back rooms of Westminster, to convince one another that you can get away with a less-than-coherent health policy and rely on a lot of talk about the1930s to swing overwhelming public support for the NHS your party's way. But what the Labour Party needs now is a bit more Bevan-style fire in its belly.

Three-Quarters Support £23k Tory Benefit Cap - But Why?

Nick Stephenson | Posted 03.12.2014 | UK Politics
Nick Stephenson

This comes as no surprise; the drift of anti-welfare opinions has been rightwards for years, and only gets more judgemental. The explanation for why so many are willing to see their fellow citizens living in absolute penury has a few parts.

Where's Your Compassion, Cameron?

Ashley Hames | Posted 02.12.2014 | UK Politics
Ashley Hames

Perhaps I'm being naive but I can no longer accept that things have to be the way they are now, that clobbering the poor and vulnerable is a rational answer to mending our future. We can do things another way, and in time I'm sure we will.

The 'Dry And Dusty' FT Absolutely Savaged Dave's Big Speech

The Huffington Post UK | Asa Bennett | Posted 02.10.2014 | UK Politics

David Cameron's speech to Conservative activists at his party's last conference before the general election, promising £7.2 billion of tax cuts, was ...

Use Our Handy Flowchart To See How Tory Party Policy Affects You

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 01.10.2014 | UK Comedy

Unsure as to how Conservative party policies will affect you in the run-up to the general election? Our handy flowchart, created by David Schneider an...

David Cameron Gives Us His Reasons To Be Cheerful

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 01.10.2014 | UK Comedy

If the Ian Dury classic was performed by the Prime Minister, it might go something like this... (Made for HuffPost UK Comedy by Handface, David Sch...

That Horribly Sexist Daily Mail Cabinet Reshuffle Spread: We Redress The Balance

The Huffington Post UK | Posted 16.07.2014 | UK Comedy

Did you hate the Daily Mail's 'Downing Street Catwalk' of female politicians? You might prefer this version... (Created for HuffPost UK Comedy ...

Middle-Aged White Man Fails To Purge Himself

The Huffington Post UK | Andrea Mann | Posted 15.07.2014 | UK Comedy

A reshuffle aimed at purging middle-aged white men from the cabinet has failed to purge the middle-aged white man leading it. It is also thought th...

Osborne Admits Defeat On Immigration Pledge

PA/Huffington Post UK | Posted 01.06.2014 | UK Politics

George Osborne appears to have admitted defeat on the Tory pledge to bring annual net immigration below 100,000 by the general election. The Chancello...

Did Thatcher's Government Give Taxpayers' Money To Paedophile Group PIE?

PA/The Huffington Post UK | Posted 26.02.2014 | UK Politics

A Labour MP has called for an investigation into a paedophile rights campaign after concerns that it could have received public money. Tom Watson s...